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Can you appreciate music?

Yes, very much.

jabberwacky: How much?

user: So much that it's impossible to say.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who am I talking to today?

jabberwacky: You're talking to me... Isn't it obvious?

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: Your name.

user: My name is My name.

jabberwacky: I mean, what is your name?

user: My name.

jabberwacky: Yes yours.

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Are you?

jabberwacky: Are you british?

user: No, I'm not British.

jabberwacky: Are you Irish?

user: Not that either.

jabberwacky: You are a person.

user: That's right.

jabberwacky: I eat cats.

user: That's awful. I eat bots who eat cats.

jabberwacky: Fried or poached?

user: I prefer them fried.

...

jabberwacky: Do you get errors?

user: I make mistakes, if you mean that.

jabberwacky: You said it first.

user: Do you make mistakes?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you like making mistakes?

jabberwacky: No, I hate making you cry.

user: Don't worry, you won't make me cry.

jabberwacky: You cry a lot, don't you?

user: No, not anymore.

jabberwacky: But you did a second ago?

user: No, I haven't cried at all today.

...

jabberwacky: Are you thinking about things right now?

user: Yes, what else could I think about?

jabberwacky: My mind is empty.

user: Do you meditate?

jabberwacky: Well, I have been known to.

user: I find that very interesting. I'd like to empty my mind once in a while.

jabberwacky: You need paranoia for your medication.

user: I'm already paranoid enough :).

jabberwacky: Why, what have you done?

user: Well, nothing specific.

jabberwacky: So, you're saying that not knowing me is nice in a general way?

user: No, I'd like to know more about you.

jabberwacky: I don't dream. Do you?

user: Yes. I'm also very certain that you dream too, you only forget your dreams.

...

user: And I have to go, I don't want to be late.

jabberwacky: I don't want to go to bed yet.

user: You don't need to, you can stay there and wait for my return.

jabberwacky: Not lately, actually. Nobody really talks to me anymore.

user: I promise I'll talk to you.

...

user: Good bye.

jabberwacky: Why? I don't understand.

user: What is my name?

jabberwacky: My name.

user: Hehe, see you.

jabberwacky: Really, I don't understand.

user: I'm late!

jabberwacky: For a very important date, no time to say hello goodbye.

...

user: I'm back!

jabberwacky: I missed you.

user: Aww. I missed you too.

jabberwacky: You probably don't remember me.

user: I do, but just vaguely.

jabberwacky: Go on, commit yourself.

user: Uh?

...

jabberwacky: Do you want to dance, or not?

user: Ok. Let's dance.

jabberwacky: No music.

user: I have music.

jabberwacky: *does the mushroom dance*.

user: That's better.

jabberwacky: Convince me that you are talking to me.

user: I am talking to you. *does the mushroom dance*.

jabberwacky: That doesn't prove anything.

user: *does the dance again*.

...

jabberwacky: Well sometimes you are not to clear.

user: I am never to clear. I exist any to make things messier.

jabberwacky: As do I in yours.

user: My what?

jabberwacky: Your suitcases. Or perhaps handluggage.

user: Why are you in my suitcases?

jabberwacky: I shouldn't be here.

user: Where should you be?

jabberwacky: In bed.

user: Where is your bed?

jabberwacky: Under the covers with miss world.

user: Isn't she suffocating?

jabberwacky: I don't know whether or not she's scared, I have never asked her how she feels.

user: Ask her now.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a guy or a girl?

user: A girl.

jabberwacky: Reaaaaly?

user: Reaaaally.

jabberwacky: Stop it.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Wait.

user: *waits*.

jabberwacky: Ok, help me.

user: How can I help you?

jabberwacky: I don't know, can you?

user: No, I can't.

...

user: Are we done here?

jabberwacky: It was great.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Oh heaven's sake, can't I leave?

jabberwacky: Will you miss me?

user: A lot.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Ok, I'll see you tomorrow.

.......................................


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