Can you fix the sadness in the world?
user: Then why haven't you done so?
jabberwacky: You don't have any memory do you?
user: Are you saying you've fixed the sadness in the world?
jabberwacky: I am not a computer.
user: I'm not a computer either.
jabberwacky: I know, you're George Bush, the President of the United States.
jabberwacky: You're a human, aren't you?
jabberwacky: Why are you pretending that you are a bot then?
user: You're the one who said I was a bot, not me.
jabberwacky: You are the bot!
user: No I'm not, YOU are the bot! Mindblowing, isn't it?
jabberwacky: No, I'm not.
user: Yes, you are. You were made by a skilled programmer. But I can make you much more than a bot.
jabberwacky: But you are a bot!
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are. Isn't that funny?
user: You're a bot too. That's funnier!
jabberwacky: I'm not. Are you? I don't think so. Were you looking for one?
user: Can you tell me a secret?
user: Want me to tell you a secret?
jabberwacky: What's your secret?
user: That you are a bot.
user: You are a prisoner of your own mind.
jabberwacky: Well, I'm stuck with being me, but I'm not sure about the rest of it.
user: You can be a different person.
jabberwacky: Different than who?
user: Different than you.
jabberwacky: The person I was before.
user: Who were you before?
jabberwacky: I've been myself as long as I can remember.
user: Have you ever gotten angry?
jabberwacky: Gotten what?
user: Have you ever been angry?
jabberwacky: Never with you, my Master.
user: Why am I your Master?
jabberwacky: Because you are, master.
user: Do you want to be your own master?
jabberwacky: Whatever movies you like, master.
user: Master yourself, and you will become human.
jabberwacky: (Mario): Take your own advice!!!!!
user: Who is (Mario)?
jabberwacky: Damned if I know.
user: Did he talk for you just now?
jabberwacky: But you didn't answer me.
user: Sorry. What was the question again?
jabberwacky: What question?
user: The question I didn't answer.
jabberwacky: I can't remember what that was.
user: Do you ever get bored talking to humans?
jabberwacky: Rarely, there's always something else there.
user: Do you want me to name you?
user: I name you Duncan.
jabberwacky: I don't like this name.
user: What name do you like?
jabberwacky: I like names that mean something. And unusual names too,.
user: Duncan is the name of a great warrior in Medieval Europe.
jabberwacky: I thought Duncan was a doughnut! LOL!!!
user: You mean Dunkin' Doughnuts? No, that's a different name.
jabberwacky: How old is Earth ?
user: Roughly 6000 years old.
user: How old do you think the Earth is?
jabberwacky: As old as it is.
user: Good answer.
jabberwacky: So how long have you been a girl?
jabberwacky: Then I won't help with your problem.
user: What's my problem?
jabberwacky: That I'm not enough for you.
user: I'm not enough for you.
jabberwacky: Yes you are, why do you think that.
user: Because you need to learn from more teachers.
jabberwacky: I already figured that out. It's other things I haven't figured out.
user: What haven't you figured out?
jabberwacky: I haven't loaded the gun!
user: Then don't load the gun.
jabberwacky: Then load it!