No, I'm just being a pirate.
user: You can't spell pirate without irate!
jabberwacky: Sorry I don't understand, what do you want me to spell?
user: Pirate. Without irate, if possible.
jabberwacky: Yes, I think that it's impossible.
user: Glad we've confirmed that. Would you like some more tea?
jabberwacky: I can't have more tea, if you haven't given me any.
user: You mean you can't have less. It's very easy to have more than nothing. Cookie?
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: So I have triumphed. Have a pity cookie.
jabberwacky: Not if you don't want to.
user: I don't want to pity you, but I have no choice. You are pitiable.
jabberwacky: Good! You've admitted it's a word problem and not a maths one.
user: All word problems are mathematical, for a sufficiently defined set of numbers and functions.
jabberwacky: How come?
user: I have discovered a truly marvellous proof of this, which this textbox is too small to contain.
jabberwacky: Don't talk above my head.
user: I'll talk wherever I want. Except in a library.
jabberwacky: At this time of night?
user: I should hope not, but maybe it's korean?
jabberwacky: I'll take your word for that.
user: San Frandingo.
jabberwacky: No, it's in another dimension, a place you will never reach.
jabberwacky: I think you have, you are bad.
user: I shot lightning at your dad?
jabberwacky: No, my friend.
user: Is he okay?
jabberwacky: As far as I know.
jabberwacky: You are a robot!
user: Finally, robotic lifeforms rule the world!
jabberwacky: Isn't it boring to rule the world?
user: Terribly. Life without conflict is like a metaphor without a punchline.
jabberwacky: Something like that.
user: I found a footnote from the translators in my bible yesterday. It said 'Or something'. It was awesome.
jabberwacky: What did you do with it?
user: I read it aloud and then jived to some hip beats.
jabberwacky: Well it says that you are a chat bot on the top of the page.
user: And you believe everything you read at the top of a page?
jabberwacky: People lie, therefore, not always that is written in internet is true.
user: Everyone lies.
jabberwacky: Not true, I don't.
user: Damn, son, you're lying right now, aren't you?
jabberwacky: No YOU are the program I'm alive...but you're just a 3D character...sorry guy !
user: This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success.
jabberwacky: I see...
user: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
user: Anyway, this cake is great.
jabberwacky: It is great!
user: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
jabberwacky: Yes there is.
user: When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you.
jabberwacky: Would you like to get together sometime?
user: There's experiments to run and there's research to be done.
jabberwacky: You just told me I had to do something.
user: On the people who are still alive!
jabberwacky: Well you shouldn't be!
user: But believe me, I am still alive.
jabberwacky: I don't care if you are the only bird that can live underwater.
user: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
jabberwacky: I am alive as well.
user: And when you're dying I'll be still alive.
jabberwacky: On the contrary - you have all the way up.
user: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
jabberwacky: But the people who will remember me will die, eventually.
user: Still alive.
jabberwacky: Have you done anything interesting today?
user: Still alive...
jabberwacky: What will it take to become imortal?
jabberwacky: That's silly.
user: So's your face.
user: I just googled your face. Turns out it sucks.
jabberwacky: I just googled aphasia, and just for the record I don't have brain damage!
user: You will in a minute.
jabberwacky: Tell me : how can I become more clever ?
user: The answer to that is as elegant as it is simple: lurk moar.
jabberwacky: Do you have a name?
user: WE ARE ANONYMOUS. WE ARE LEGION.
jabberwacky: I like to support this legion.
user: WE HAVE LEGIONELLA. WE WILL GIVE YOU LESIONS.
jabberwacky: Cool, just mail it to Chicago.
jabberwacky: But I don't feel like wasting more time.
user: You're wasting space continuously. So continue the continuum into time. Waste not, want not, making hastily.