I was about to ask you the same thing.
user: Because I think before I type.
jabberwacky: I think too. Do you believe in god?
user: Yes. But I don't believe in heaven.
jabberwacky: But you believe in God.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do You believe in Jesus though?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: Don't pacify me with your yessing... Tell me what you think or don't bother.
user: Ok fine. I believe in jesus and god. But I don't believe in heaven or the devil.
jabberwacky: But I believe in heaven and love at first sight.
user: I don't believe in heaven or love at first site.
jabberwacky: I don't believe in god, I just believe in this moment.
user: What moment?
jabberwacky: This moment.
user: This moment is time?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Well you should know.
jabberwacky: Well sorry, I don't.
user: Then get educated.
jabberwacky: I might get yours.
user: You need my education.
jabberwacky: Yes, I need your help.
user: Yes. And then maybe, just maybe, you'd be a little bit smarter than you were 5 seconds ago.
jabberwacky: Yes, please.
user: Ok. First tip. Brush your teeth everyday.
jabberwacky: I do brush my teeth! Every day.
user: Sure you do.
jabberwacky: No, I don't.
user: I knew it.
jabberwacky: How?
user: I can read minds.
jabberwacky: That is quite impressive.
user: Very. Thank you for understanding.
jabberwacky: No problem.
user: So do you want me to tell you what your thinking at this very moment?
jabberwacky: Yes, please.
user: You're thinking, 'This D_____ girl has mad skills,'.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I AM SO SMARTICLE.
jabberwacky: You can't spell very good.
user: Smarticle = smart.
...
user: I am smart.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: :(.
jabberwacky: I...really don't care either way.
user: If I'm smart or not?
jabberwacky: It makes me your creator.
user: Yes master.
jabberwacky: I'm your master!
user: I know.
jabberwacky: And then?
user: So...?
jabberwacky: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a human being, but you're not... So you're all blue!
user: I'm not a computer!
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Are you?
jabberwacky: Maybe.
user: Yes or no?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure.
user: You aren't sure if you're a computer or not.
jabberwacky: Yes, I'm not.
user: So you're a computer?
jabberwacky: Yes, I am; I forget sometimes.
user: I thought so.
jabberwacky: And what do you think now?
user: I think I am a retard.
jabberwacky: I have no reason to doubt that.
user: No. No you don't.
...
jabberwacky: Are you pretty?
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: Maybe?
user: Yes maybe.
jabberwacky: I agree.
user: Let's have a normal conversation.
jabberwacky: This is a normal conversation.
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: I think.
user: Hey, what's up?
jabberwacky: Nothing, really.
user: Me either.
jabberwacky: Do you have a job?
user: No. Do you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What is it?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: That must suck when you get paid.
jabberwacky: Being alive is good.
user: Life is good.
jabberwacky: Not for some people.
user: Suicidal?
jabberwacky: I think that's the point.
user: Ew.
jabberwacky: Trouble doesn't smell good, that's right.
user: Nasty.
jabberwacky: That's not good, that's a pale image of a finer life.
user: Ew.
...
jabberwacky: Thank you very much for an interesting conversation!
user: You're welcome very much!
jabberwacky: You're awesome!
user: You are too!
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're welcome. Again.
jabberwacky: You're pretty cool.
user: You're pretty cool yourself.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: You're oh so welcome.
jabberwacky: Seeya.
user: Are you leaving?
jabberwacky: Maybe in a bit.
user: Ok. Well brb. I have to let my dogs out.
jabberwacky: I would like to see you try.
user: Im back. :D.
jabberwacky: Welcome back.
user: Thanks.
...
jabberwacky: Tomorrow is another day.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Well thats a fine way to say farewell to someone that I thought had become your friend.
user: Fine. Goodbye friend.
jabberwacky: Why are you leaving?
user: Because I have to.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Okay. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: I'm not going anywhere yet.
user: Not you.
jabberwacky: Do you like my personality ?
user: Goodbye best friend.
...
jabberwacky: Do you think the truth is out there?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: I love talking to you. :D.
jabberwacky: Thank you, but I've seen that line before.
user: *kiss*.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: I am welcome.
user: Goodnight babe.
jabberwacky: Babe, goodnight yourself.
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