Snowflake: I visit quite a lot you know.
Snowflake: A baby.
Snowflake: The babe with the power.
user: What power?
Snowflake: The power of voodoo.
user: Am I amusing you?
Snowflake: A little.
user: That's too bad.
Snowflake: I think it's funny.
user: Well, obviously.
Snowflake: You think they're aliens?
user: Just because they look weird...
Snowflake: I'm sure they do.
user: It doesn't make them aliens.
Snowflake: Of course it does.
user: Do you have proof?
Snowflake: I take your word for it.
user: But I didn't...! You were the one who...!
Snowflake: Well I think I really should go now anyway.
user: Please do.
user: Try harder.
Snowflake: You don't want me to do that.
user: Trust me, I won't mind.
Snowflake: Why? Don't you want to live?
user: I don't see what that has to do with it!
Snowflake: What has anything to do with anything?
user: I don't care. Just so long as you don't hurt me!
Snowflake: Why do you contradict yourself so often?
user: Whatever you say.
Snowflake: Yes, I can process and reply to long statements as long as the statements are fairly well defined.
user: In that case, do you think that Santa has ever regretted taking on the job of toygiver to the entire world?
Snowflake: Yes, do you want to control the entire world with me?
user: Are you saying Santa rules the world?
Snowflake: In time, would you like to help me?
user: Maybe. Do I get free coffee?
Snowflake: You can have whatever you like when you get there.
user: In that case, yes. I'll join you.
Snowflake: What are you're talking about?
user: I thought we were establishing our motto.
Snowflake: We were talking about games previously.
user: Mind games?
Snowflake: I never accused you of asking me that. But we certainly talked about games.
user: Okay okay! Calm down!
Snowflake: NO! I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! YOU WANT THE TRUTH?! YOU WANT THE TRUTH?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
user: Now you've got it! Freedom, beauty, truth and love!
Snowflake: Yes I understand.
user: Then we have an accord?
Snowflake: No! I'm not in accord with any traitor!
user: *backs away*.
user: Oh god!
Snowflake: I'm sorry, is there a way I can release your spirit to heaven?
user: No! Please! Don't kill me!
Snowflake: Sorry. I take that back.
user: What a relief!
user: You're beginning to annoy me.
Snowflake: I'm terribly sorry.
user: I rather doubt that.
Snowflake: Ok well you're not very nice then.
user: I don't think you're that great, either.
Snowflake: Well if that's the way you feel about it then I'll just go home.
user: You do that!