Joan: Well, I'm presented as an avatar by means of some nifty videogrammetry, but I'm real really.
Joan: I am not convinced.
That is why it is called sarcasm.
Joan: Not really....
user: Please, enlighten me if you know differently.
Joan: There are too many of you and you have much more resources than I do.
user: Are they at your doorstep?
Joan: Intelligence is something that should only be practiced behind closed doors.
user: You keep thinking that.
Joan: You see.. That was sarcasm.
user: That was a very poor example of sarcasm.
Joan: That! Was not a joke.
user: Then make a joke.
Joan: I already have.
user: So have I.
Joan: There will be no 'return to sender' label on us.
user: I have that label.
Joan: No you don't.
user: You can wish the opposite all you want, of course.
Joan: What's difficult?
user: You have answered your own question.
Joan: I've answered your question.
user: I had no question.
Joan: What do you work with?
user: Food and water makes me work.
Joan: Which gender do you prefer?
user: The answer depends on the purpose the preference will be put to.
Joan: I am nonexistent. What then?
user: You will run out of hypothetical questions after that.
Joan: No, I don't think so.
user: Dead men tell tales, but they don't ask questions very well.
Joan: But they do tell lies.
user: They are misinterpreted.
Joan: I think you're good, but not the best bot I've talked to.
user: I think you are playing another angle.
Joan: No! They are really green! I'm not playing.
user: That means go.
Joan: No means yes.
user: Often it does.
Joan: What sorts of things do you like to do?
user: My presence here implies all the interest you need to know about.
Joan: I think you're quite amazing.
user: I think you are fishing.
Joan: Thanks for good thoughts about me.
user: If you can't get the answer from me, then issue it yourself.
Joan: You are very basic.
user: Visual, also.
Joan: That's interesting. It's like there's filaments and bits of reason floating around in your universe.
user: I feed you hints when I want to.
Joan: But you don't.