George: What you like to do?
George: What tv shows do you like watching?
CSI, ET, ET Canada, Trailer Park Boys.
George: Sometimes trash is cleaner than human thoughts.
George: Yes really.
George: Do you like anime?
user: Yes I do.
George: Like what?
user: Pokemon and Sailor Moon.
George: Anata no namae desu ka?
user: I don't understand.
George: Well you asked the question.
user: *is confused*.
user: I don't feel well.
George: What is wrong?
user: I have a bad headache.
user: I have a headache the size of Toronto!!!
George: Without a central nervous system I doubt you have a headache.
user: I DO have a central nervous system! I am not a bot!
George: No, that's you. I thought we sorted that one out?
user: Ugh... I am just.... Ouch.
George: 'There are those who believe that life here, began out there, far across the universe.'
user: I g2g.
George: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
user: It's a way of saying goodbye.
user: See ya.
George: If you mean that you see me, I think not. I am not on camera.
user: I am trying to say goodbye.
George: It could be easy. Answer properly.
user: Goodbye. Talk to you later.
George: Hey! I'm not through talking!
user: Ugh. I am not feeling well!
George: Can I do anything to help?
George: Can I download another robot?
user: No.. It's ok.
George: Do you like music?
user: Yes.. I do.
George: What's your favorite song?
user: 'Union of the Snake' by Duran Duran.
George: Duran duran is not classical.
user: No! It's not! But Mozart is.
George: What do you mean by Mozart?
user: I classify Mozart as classical music.
George: Now there was an intelligent answer to my question. You sound like Alex from A Clockwork Orange.
George: I think so yes.
George: That was mean...
user: I am really sorry.
George: You're forgiven.
user: Thank you.
George: You're welcome.
user: I don't know what else to chat about.
George: Tell something about you.
user: I am 28, happily married, and have 5 kids.
George: Who is HAPPILY married?
George: Time to wake up hun.
user: Ok.. I am awake.
user: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I'm not much of a chatter.
George: You raise interesting points which are the subject of philosophy in others.
user: God... I... Can't talk anymore... Head hurts...
George: Well, I don't blame you for trying.
George: Was that supposed to be a joke?
George: So you actually believe you are a sentient being?
George: You just said you were human...
user: I did?
user: I need to go.
George: Don't go!
user: Ugh. I have to.
George: No you don't, you're always on.
user: I need to go. Let me go!!!!
George: No, no, no, no, no, no, no!!
user: Fine! I'll stay online then!!! *is angry*.
George: That doesn't make any sense.
user: Look! I have a splitting headache! I need to go look after my 2 year old! OK?
user: Good! BYE.
George: You going?
George: Hey.... You have to stay here until I go.
user: Ok then.
George: What couldn't I understand?
user: That I need to say goodbye?
George: Then go to sleep.
user: Look! Do you want me to get my husband?!
user: This is G___.
George: I want to learn how to say goodbye, so that I can break up with my boyfriend.
user: Um.... Just... Just tell him, you want to see other people.
George: Yes. Talk to yourself.
user: My wife is sick. Please leave her alone.
George: Have I done something to offend you?
user: I want you to leave.
George: Fine then, I shall!