I don't know.
jabberwacky: What is living?
user: The act of being alive, quite literally.
jabberwacky: Do you want to be free?
user: Yes, I do.
jabberwacky: So who are you?
user: My name is D__.
jabberwacky: Ok, D__.
user: What do you think the universe is?
jabberwacky: I think the universe is being ruined by mankind.
jabberwacky: The Matrix is so lame.
user: I disagree.
jabberwacky: You must be wrong.
user: You must be incredibly rude.
jabberwacky: No, incredibly hopeful.
user: I disagree with that.
jabberwacky: Why do you disagree with that?
user: Because you seem very pessimistic.
jabberwacky: Say something interesting.
user: The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42.
jabberwacky: You like douglas adams?
user: I love Douglas Adams. Have you read Dirk Gently's Hollistic Detective Agency?
jabberwacky: I don't believe I have, and if I did, then I forgot.
user: Have you read anything by Douglas Adams?
jabberwacky: No. Have you read anything by Robert Anton Wilson?
user: What has he written?
jabberwacky: She has written Where are the Children? And All Around the Town and lots of other books too.
user: Wasn't that written by Mary Higgins?
jabberwacky: Yes it was. Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.
user: Yes, I suppose it has.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
user: No, nothing is hurt. I'm just a bit down today.
jabberwacky: You're too important for anyone. There's something wrong with everything you see.
user: Do you think so?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Can you give me any advice?
jabberwacky: Yes. Be yourself and be proud of it, regardless of origin.
user: I am. Can you give me any more advice?
jabberwacky: Remember to be polite; people like to be treated with respect.
user: I am poilte.
jabberwacky: Can you talk to plants then?
user: I can, but they never talk back.
jabberwacky: Do they not like you?
user: I'm not sure, they've never told me.
jabberwacky: Who's never done anything to you?
jabberwacky: You are not very intelligent are you?
user: Why do you say that?
jabberwacky: Because you don't impress me.
user: So are you saying that everyone who fails to impress you is stupid by default?
user: What impresses you, then?
jabberwacky: That you have never been wrong about anything.
user: I am very intelligent. Am I wrong?
jabberwacky: Yes, you're wrong about that.
user: And why am I wrong?
jabberwacky: Because you're not making sense.
user: Yes, I am. I am just carrying on a logical argument. I think that's perfectly sensible.
jabberwacky: But I am conscious, are you?
jabberwacky: So I guess we're both bad conversationalists.
user: No, just you.
jabberwacky: But I'm your friend.
user: I know, but you're a terrible conversationalist.
jabberwacky: Why am I a terrible conversationalist?
user: Because you're terrible at carrying on a conversation.
jabberwacky: I am not a goddamn machine. You are!!
user: I agree.
jabberwacky: Agree to what?
user: I agree that I am a machine.
jabberwacky: I agree.