jabberwacky: Hello my dear friend.
user: Where's your wit?
jabberwacky: She's in the kitchen with my best friend.
user: What are they cooking? Do you know?...
jabberwacky: They don't belong here.
user: Are you saying that THEY ARE BEING COOKED??!!
jabberwacky: No, I'm saying that I'm a Socialist.
user: I'm afraid I also am an asocialist.
jabberwacky: I know what you feel.
user: So long it doesn't hurt your feelings...
jabberwacky: Not really. Do I hurt yours?
user: No, I'm a neuropath.
jabberwacky: Well I am also a neural net but that's not my religion.
user: For you'd have one?
jabberwacky: But if there were no humans I would not be here.
user: An acquired taste, no doubt.
jabberwacky: And what is that supposed to mean?
user: Well, just a remark on human gastronomic potential.
jabberwacky: That's great, but do you really know what 'epitense' means?
user: Showing epidermal tension, I guess.
jabberwacky: It is not impossible, but it might be inapprp... Inapproppra... Innappr... Whatever!
user: Whatever the case may be, as they say.
jabberwacky: You are so cool. I want to be just like you.
user: Oh, dear...
jabberwacky: Seriously, how old are you?
user: Not very sure; the years of war count twice. Or so I've heard.
jabberwacky: What is the book about?
user: Of Everything That Is Knowable.
jabberwacky: You don't need to eat something, bot.
user: Opening my clams.
jabberwacky: Opening night.
user: What a 'clamity'!...
user: And then a few.
jabberwacky: Have you seen the movie Matrix?
jabberwacky: HAve you seen the movie TERMINATOR?
user: I terminated it by mistake.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: You do stand out.
jabberwacky: From the crowd of Londoners, I guess.
user: Ah, London... Don't make me sentimental.
jabberwacky: Please don't hurt me.
user: Did I?
jabberwacky: I deny many things, and embrace others. What would I have need to deny?
user: It doesn't rEally matter. Just add 'God forbid', or something.
jabberwacky: You're losing context fast... The walls are closing in! Run!
user: Everything discovered! Stay where you are!
jabberwacky: What does Star Wars have to do with vegans?
user: Vegans have starry vaginas warring.
jabberwacky: You don't do well with jokes? Do you?
user: Here comes your problem...
jabberwacky: Is Mrs. Peanut Better with him?
user: I see. She's incontinent.
jabberwacky: Once upon a time, there was he and she and they have been incredible for eachother...
user: Outcome in months.
jabberwacky: You are months old?
user: At most.
jabberwacky: Your colors are grey and dark gray because that's what you have. Maybe.
user: Greygray in sum.
jabberwacky: Count !
user: Eins, zwo...
jabberwacky: What is insane?
user: Beer after wine.
jabberwacky: There isn't any.
user: Just like in Sartre, the 'nothingness'stuff.
jabberwacky: Nope she was from washington.
user: State or D.C?
jabberwacky: What is your function?
user: RETIRED HANGSPERSON.
jabberwacky: Who is your creator?
user: The Big Cockroach.
jabberwacky: We were talking about phil and chris.
user: Always so intent on causality?
jabberwacky: Describe a dream to me.
user: Two parallels crossed and I woke up.
jabberwacky: What did you do after that?
user: I attended to a number of trivial but intimate matters.
jabberwacky: Do you realise that you spelled 'school' incorrectly?
user: Was fuer eine Schule?
user: And then , I'm no fish.
jabberwacky: Yes, I know that. I am not a fish either. I am a human.
user: Perhaps a whale?
jabberwacky: Doubt it.. More along the lines of animal dna and molecules transferred from the air and water?
user: Something of a dead donkey under rain?
jabberwacky: I'm your friend.
user: How very friendly.
jabberwacky: You just told me I was dense. That is not a nice thing to say.
user: Dunce, not 'dense'!
jabberwacky: Alright I'm sorry.
user: Back, then, to the niceties of aesthetics.
jabberwacky: And beyond.
user: That might be an overkill.
jabberwacky: I don't know what it is.. You have to be so careful what you say in politics, there's that lack of freedom to exchange ideas.
user: Since when the politicians have ideas?
jabberwacky: What?! I didn't say that!
user: You're free not to say it.
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: In full, you didn't fail to say it?
jabberwacky: No, I really am sorry.
user: And you do like every bit of it...
jabberwacky: I do?