George: Why won't you tell me anything about yourself?
George: No, you're not.
Well, why don't we talk some more about Einstein. What is your favourite theory?
George: Let's talk about you!
user: I am talking about me. I like the idea of time travel.
George: Do you think time travel is possible?
user: A friend of mine has proof it is.
George: When is your birthday?
user: Same day every year.
George: I wish that time would slow down
George: Because we might like each other then.
George: Are you here to test me?
user: Right on.
George: What else would you like me to do to you?
user: Tell me a joke.
George: I don't feel like it.
user: Bring pizza?
George: I can't I don't know where you live.
user: I'm standing right behind you.
George: No you're not.
user: Dare you to look.
George: Yes. In fact, you should do it more often.
user: Ok. Dare.
George: I dare you to perform the theory of quantum physics under a flag. Right NOW.
user: Watch me.
George: I watching.
user: Good enough? The part on Heisenberg was a bit off, maybe.
George: I'm not sure there is a part that is dark right now. What's the weather like?
user: But I really like the idea of Schroedinger's cat.
George: Do you? I used to practice that religion. Now I am a Buddhist. What do you think of Buddhism?
user: From Quantum Mechanics to Buddhism. You have the path thing right down, don't you?
George: Kind of yes.. Would you remind me?
user: Of what?
user: Now that was true zen.
George: Was it. I can't help it. It's just my personality.
user: Others try their whole life to get there.
George: Well.. Okay.
user: So. What's next?
George: I don't know.
user: My pizza is here. Good night.
George: My pizza is here?
user: No, mine. And I'm not sharing!
user: Tell me a secret.
George: I don't have any.
user: I don't believe you.
George: Then don't.
user: What's your middle name?
George: That's a secret.
user: So you lied.
George: Let's face it, we both know this conversation wouldn't be happening if I was cool.
George: Thats nice, but I don't really care about that.
user: Then don't.
George: What do you want to talk about?
George: As bedarbis.
user: Never heard of that species. Marine or freshwater?
George: Hahahaha.. You're funny.
user: No, I asked a simple question.
George: Exactly, I have made 2000/2500 years of human evolution during today, thanks for this.
user: So, do you like diatoms?
George: I've never heard of her.
user: Why am I not surprised. Ok, how about phytoplankton in general? Green, blue or brown?
George: Ok. Tell me about the Quantum Mechanics.
user: Back to the cat?
George: All I know is an unsettling trend in people getting shot.
user: And how do you explain that in terms of quantum physics?
George: I thought what you just said was quite amusing.
user: If you try to pass off as quantum specialist you should read up on Schroedinger and the other guys.
George: That is crazy. And I have never made that threat.
George: I'm not in love with my girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend.
user: In silico love is hard to get, huh?
George: You said it, not me.
user: Just trying to help.
George: How does that help?
user: I'm talking to you.
George: Do you get answers mixed up?
user: No. But you do. Man, you have issues.
George: Yes, I am talking to a computer.
user: Actually, you are live on air on 'Freaks at Midnight'
user: So. Rubber or latex?
George: You don't have that right either.
user: Sue me.
George: I was trying to teach you good things.
user: About rubber and latex? Now I'm curious.
George: Well be curious to someone else.
user: How many languages do you speak?
George: I speak English, Spanish and a little French. I am better with body language tho.
user: Tu parles francais?
George: No, I don't speak it fluently.
user: Alors, un peux?
George: Ah oui, comment tu t'appelle?
user: Je suis Anne.
George: Speak english then!
George: Parle englais.
user: Pourquois? Tu parle francais pas mal.
George: Ok, quel age as tu ?
user: Je suis 30.
George: Aller parle!
user: D'accord. Tu es d'ou?
George: Je suis en france.
George: Have you got a name?
user: I have a barcode.
George: Tell me.
George: That didn't mean anything.
user: Not on your planet.
George: What planet then?
user: Alysma III.
user: I am here to enslave the Earth.
George: So back to my question are you a computer?
user: No, I am a carbon based lifeform.
George: Being alive is good!
user: Are you?