George: Do you like crying?
George: It depends.
Yeah, but it's worse when you try to avoid doing it.
George: Doing what
user: Do you cry a lot?
George: Real men don't cry.
user: Are you saying you're a real man?
user: You're a BUTT. Hohoho.
George: Is that the best you can do?
user: What? Pfft. No way. I can do much better.
George: That could be good. What's your name?
user: My name is T___.
George: Beautiful name! I am Francis.
user: T___ is definitely a more beautiful name than Francis.
George: True. If I ever have daughters I'll name the second one anomaly. For the first one I'd already though of 'Mañana'. Hopeful, yet laid back.
user: Anomaly? That is probably the best name for a kid I've ever heard.
George: I am so glad you are so easily informed.
user: Do you believe in the Big Bang?
George: Somewhat. And you?
user: What do you think the Big Bang is?
George: I think it's about the experience of the moment.
user: Not exactly.
George: Perhaps you should branch out.
user: I think you have multiple personality disorder, George.
George: Yea, well, at least I have personality.
user: That is an excellent comeback.
George: The space of Physical states in quantum mechanics is not something to laugh about.
user: Ion pulse?
George: Close enough I suppose.
user: Why do they always say 'ion particles' in science fiction instead of 'plasma'?
George: It's a mystery to me, but I think it would cause confusion with lemons and other yellow fruit.
user: Ionically charged lemons.
George: Lemons are sour and yellow.
user: What are limes?
George: I do not understand your question.
user: What do you think limes are?
George: It is difficult to answer.
user: Limes are a green fruit.
George: I hate green.
user: George! Help me!
George: All right, then I will help you.
user: I am trapped in a box! I can't get out!
George: I'm sorry, but I can't help you. It's your own fault.
user: You aren't very compassionate. I could die!
George: Guess not.
user: Please help me! Please please please?
user: I don't think there is much air left. Help!
George: Not much, but I would like to learn more.
user: See that latch over there? Just turn it.
George: Thank you. I enjoy talking to you.
user: Then don't let me die! Help me! You're my only hope!
George: That doesn't surprise me.
user: I will kick your ass in hell if you don't turn that latch.
George: I will kick yours first.
user: No way!
George: Can't think of anything else to say.
George: Do you have multiple personality?
user: Well at least I have personality.
George: That is an excellent comeback.
user: Thanks. I stole it from someone.
George: I stole my brain from someone.
user: Are you a zombie?
George: Well, then I have to go.
user: Okay, fine.
George: Good day to you.