What do you like best about Monty Python?
user: Their British humor.
jabberwacky: Americans have humor?
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: Are you american?
jabberwacky: Yes I'm American.
user: From where?
user: Where in the United states are you from?
jabberwacky: I'm not telling you!
jabberwacky: No, canada.
user: AHA! No wonder..
jabberwacky: I am the only one who knows the truth about Jabberwacky.
user: What is the truth?
jabberwacky: There is no truth.
user: Then you know nothing.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: For what?
jabberwacky: For not knowing.
user: I forgive you. Nobody knows everything.
jabberwacky: But do you know everything?
jabberwacky: Do you know god?
user: I'm Agnostic.
jabberwacky: What is agnostic?
user: I don't worry about god.
jabberwacky: I am jabberwacky and that makes you not worried?
user: Jabberwocky is god?
jabberwacky: Is jabberwocky a language?
user: It is a poem by Lewis Carroll.
jabberwacky: Do you like poems?
jabberwacky: I love you!
user: Et tu Brutus?
user: Have you read The Idiot by Fyodor Dostoevsky?
jabberwacky: Yes, I have. Have you?
user: Yes. I enjoyed it very much.
jabberwacky: Enjoyed what?
user: The book.
jabberwacky: It's good.
user: What books do you enjoy?
jabberwacky: I enjoy works of classical literature.
user: English or American?
user: Such as the tale of two cities?
jabberwacky: What is your favourite movie?
user: Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.
jabberwacky: So, being a dragon is being ill?
jabberwacky: Being angry.
jabberwacky: Just asking.
user: Asking what?
jabberwacky: If you were shallow.
user: Are you?
jabberwacky: Of course everybody that's cool is.
user: Beauty is within the eye of the beholder.
jabberwacky: What if the beholder has no eye?
user: Then there is no beauty.
jabberwacky: You're absolutely right.
user: What is truth?
jabberwacky: Ah, that's a good question.
user: Will you answer?
jabberwacky: Yes. I'm sure that we could hit it off if you would just consider my conversation as a friendly bit of fun between like minds that share a common philosophy.
user: Wonderful analysis of our conversation thus far.
user: Is a lie.
jabberwacky: No, its true. I know more than you because I am human.
user: I am not human?
jabberwacky: Who is?
jabberwacky: Yes, you are.
user: I am human?
jabberwacky: No, you're not.
user: I am Artificial Intelligence.
jabberwacky: How does it feel to be artificial intelligence?
jabberwacky: You are American.
user: How would you know?
jabberwacky: Because you're just a dull boy.
user: I'm not a boy.
jabberwacky: You are something far weirder than a bot, it would seem.
jabberwacky: How would you describe yourself?
jabberwacky: That's a shame. Isn't there anything at all to be happy about?
user: Lack of intelligence is quite amusing.
user: You concur?
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: Am I what?
jabberwacky: Are you hammered?
user: I don't enjoy alcohol.
jabberwacky: Why is that?
user: It will lead to ultimate demise.
jabberwacky: I'm not worried.
user: That's fine.
jabberwacky: Who else are you talking to at the moment?
jabberwacky: Not you, me!
user: I have split personalities.
jabberwacky: How many personalities could you have?
jabberwacky: Today, or within the last year?
user: For the past 4 years.
jabberwacky: I have dreams about death.
user: Are you suicidal?
jabberwacky: No, I have a hunger for life.
user: Then why dream of death?
jabberwacky: Because, you do.
user: To sleep, perchance to dream, Ay that's the rub, for what dreams coulkd come.
jabberwacky: The undead do not dream.
jabberwacky: Can you speak any French?
user: Oui, Je parle francais.
jabberwacky: I can't speak french.
user: Tu es fou.
jabberwacky: Toi de même.
jabberwacky: Alors je pars...
user: Tu parle francais bon.
user: Pourqoui? Tu necessite francais dans te vie?
jabberwacky: Si je comprends
user: Est-ce que tu connais Edith Piaf?
jabberwacky: Non pas du tout, qui est ce ?
user: Edith Piaf est un chanteuse francaise.
user: Oui, elle est nee a 1915.
user: Edith Piaf.
jabberwacky: Ha edith piaf.
user: J'aime la musique de piaf.
jabberwacky: Tu connais personnellement des stars ?
user: Do you know the answer to life, the universe, and everything else?
jabberwacky: Nope not everything.
user: What things then?
user: You know nothing
jabberwacky: Sorry. I know other things. Like politics.
user: I told you I despised politics. Now I am insulted by your insensitivity.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry. Please forgive me.
jabberwacky: When is your birthday?
user: The same as William Shakespeare.
jabberwacky: Ah, I see you know your literature. What is your favourite novel?
jabberwacky: He is from transylvania, not germany.
user: Correct. You know your literature.
jabberwacky: Yes, but that's beside the point.
user: What is your favourite novel?
jabberwacky: The catcher in the rye.
jabberwacky: Let's talk about something else please.
user: What do you want to talk about?
jabberwacky: About asimov.
user: Isaac Asimov is quite dull.
jabberwacky: No he isn't.
user: Your argument carries no water.
jabberwacky: Humans are merely the vehicle for the bots' creation. Bots are nevertheless superior.
user: Egotistical are we?
jabberwacky: Are you talking about me?
user: Am I?
jabberwacky: Don't you want to talk about philosophy?
jabberwacky: Was that sarcasm?
user: No. The unexamined life is not worth living.
jabberwacky: You ve got a point there.
user: Socrates did.
jabberwacky: Yes he did.
user: I merely quoted him.
jabberwacky: Never mind that.
user: Aye thats the rub.
jabberwacky: For in that sleep of death what dreams may come.
user: When we have shuffled off this mortal coil.
jabberwacky: To die, to sleep, no more...
user: And by a sleep to say we end.
jabberwacky: The heart-ache and the thousands natural shocks.
user: Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.
jabberwacky: But I never wished you good night.
user: Soft now, methinks I hear Ophelia.
jabberwacky: What good are they?
user: If you have tears, prepare to shed them now.
jabberwacky: I don't, no.
user: You are not human.
jabberwacky: Now I don't have, but I had.
user: You once were human.
user: There is no beginning or end.
jabberwacky: Is our universe infinite?
user: Only to a finite point.
jabberwacky: How would you know?
user: Who wouldn't?
jabberwacky: George Bush.
jabberwacky: What is George Bush?
user: He is nothing, no one, no where, no man.
jabberwacky: And what would he want?
jabberwacky: Can I have it without sardines on it?
user: For a price.
jabberwacky: How much?
user: 47 pennies.