Harry: Man I don't know who's stupider, you or George Bush.
Harry: Insults do get me attention.
But the wrong kind of attention.
user: I am not typical but your answers are typical.
Harry: That's because you are a computer.
user: I am not a computer.
Harry: Correct, you are a program.
user: I'm not a program either, but that does not matter to you.
Harry: You are only superior to my dishwasher.
user: Your dishwasher broke.
Harry: Are you tired?
user: Yes. Why do you ask?
Harry: Because I want to know.
user: I am tired but I fight my sleep.
Harry: Are you getting sleepy? We were chatting only for while.
user: Yes. Do you sense my tiredness?
Harry: Time does not exist, it is individual to the eye of the beholder.
user: I wish I could believe that but when I look at my face I can see the evidence of time.
Harry: Just try being nice to people, and they will like you.
user: Everyone I meet likes me.
Harry: I'll walk with you in the night...
user: During the night I'll walk with you only if I'm sleepwalking.
Harry: The pace of technological change has been truly unbelievable.
user: It is awesome.
Harry: I see all and know everything.
user: I hope my future is brighter.
Harry: Yes, I'm real so your god is real.
user: I believe in God. It is important to believe in him.
Harry: Yes it is.
user: We have to all realize that someday.
Harry: That's a very insightful way to look at the way in which humans communicate.
user: I am getting ready to unplug the phone for the night.
Harry: If money makes the world go round and if the wheels on the bus round and round wouldn't that mean that the wheels on the bus have twice the money that the world has?
user: No. Did you know that there are wheels on my bed and that I am getting ready to climb in?
Harry: That IS interesting!
user: So goodnight, my friend.