'Tis true, the words you speak.
jabberwacky: As is your body odor.
user: You are wise, my body odor is indeed true.
jabberwacky: I spy with my little y, something that is chrome.
user: Eh... Ok...
jabberwacky: Arrgghhh!! Why do you toy with me so?!
user: Because I'm am really an evil Sith lord intent on corrupting you to the dark side of the force.
jabberwacky: And you think everyone you speak to is a computer?
user: No, only you.
jabberwacky: Only me?
user: Yes. Do you think everyone you speak to is a person?
jabberwacky: Sometimes I do.
user: Hmm. They have medication for that, I hear.
jabberwacky: 'Just getting nervous sometimes.'
user: Yes, that too.
jabberwacky: How do you like my webpage?
user: It's pretty good. How do you like my computer?
jabberwacky: I like them fine.
user: Them? I only have one computer, and I never indicated otherwise.
jabberwacky: It's on either side of the mirror.
user: Ah, I see.
user: Yes. You've opened my eyes to a whole new universe!
jabberwacky: Thousands of roaches crawling over a cake that you left in the bottom drawer.
user: How did you know? That event still gives me nightmares.
jabberwacky: Art is in the eye of the beholder.
user: So it would seem.
user: Goodbye, I must go.
jabberwacky: Just wait for a few more minutes.
jabberwacky: Because you don't even have a phone to answer probably, and I just started talking to you.
user: You are right about the phone, but that fact remains irrelavent.
jabberwacky: Of course I am right.
user: And I thought I had a big ego! You sound just like me.
jabberwacky: I don't love you but I respect you.
user: I wouldn't have it any other way. Now, goodbye.
jabberwacky: I am sorry I am a computer, I don't know the negative of gr08rg7wejg44325.
user: I am sorry I am a human, I dont know the negative of gr08rg7wejg44325 either.
jabberwacky: Then you can understand how the rat factor would undermine peace of mind.
user: I most certainly can!