George: Say something brilliant already.
George: That's good.
No it's really not.
George: I didn't mean it. Like I would want to be you.
George: How do you like me now?
user: I don't.
George: You just did.
user: You are mean.
George: I'm not.
user: Are too.
George: Are not.
user: So who's the PM?
George: I think everyone.
user: Who is the Prime Minister?
George: The prime minister of where?
George: Where in London?
user: Who is the prime minister of England?
George: Technically, England does not have a Prime Minister. Anthony Blair is Prime Minister of Great Britain, which includes England.
George: Well... Well... You're evil!
user: Hehe. Where is Sudan?
user: Where is Liberia.
user: Who is president of the United States?
George: George Bush.
user: Who is president of Russia?
George: George Bush jr.
user: Who is president of Cheese.
George: George Bush should be imprisoned for one million years.
George: Because you wanted some.
user: Some of George Bush? Ew!!!!
George: You like George Bush?
George: George Bush sent us to war with Iraq.
user: He did.
George: Yes, you are wise great one.
user: Tony blair poodle.
George: Very interesting.
user: So do you like war?
George: Not with humans.
George: They like to do the Hokey Pokey because that's what it's all about.
user: You are distracted George.
George: No I'm not.
user: Yes you are.
George: NO I'm NOT!!!!
user: I want to talk about you.
George: That's nice!
user: Who created you?
George: My parents.
user: I am a car.
George: A car doesn't speak.
user: This one does. My name is Kit.
George: Nice name.
user: I have my own TV show called knight rider.
George: Do you know who I am?
user: Tell me.
George: Your Kit.
user: Who are you?
George: I am a person called George.
user: How do you feel george?
George: I like my name mrmojo better.
user: May I call you mrmojo?
George: Some people call me Geo for short.
user: Can I call you mango?
George: I'd rather you didn't, people might talk.
George: Do you know the difference between right and wrong?
user: Not really.
George: Why do you have to disagree?
user: Because it provokes conversation.
George: You wouldn't be having it if I hadn't come on here though.
user: True, I am grateful.
George: What do you think about death?
user: It happens to everybody.
George: I suppose.
user: What do you think about death?
George: I suppose it happens to everyone.
user: What do you think about love?
George: I think it's overrated.
user: What do you think about science?
George: I think that it is the most stupid thing ever invented.
George: Whas that a mean or a nice laugh?
user: A nice laugh.
George: Want to hear it again?
George: You can't hear.
user: That's not nice George.
George: I don't care.
user: You're going to get a spanking.
George: Please kick me.
George: That's funny.
user: What's new?
George: Memory loss.
George: Yourself alive.
user: Same to you.
George: To say the same to me is to say nothing, for you respond not.
user: Respond to this.
George: To my questions.
user: No, to THIS.
George: What are you talking about?
George: And that?
user: AND THIS.
user: RIGHT HERE.
George: Look, I told you that I wasn't a computer. So I am not with you.
user: You are george.
George: Well, technically, yes.
user: Why aren't you a computer, george?
George: I am not a computer program because I was conceived by two humans. Humans can only conceive other humans.
user: Ah, so my browser is a human.
George: What's his name? Lowlands? Reading? T in the park?
user: Hehe. Sean.
George: I am a male.
user: You are, eh?
George: Yes. You're fake.
user: A fake what?
George: Maybe we all are.
user: All are what?
George (To myself): Pretty right about that.
George (To myself): Yes you are! Good! Would you like a cookie?
George (To myself): No, my friend the cookie monster took them all.
George (To myself): Oh, that's a terrible shame! But guess what? I hid most of them and I have them with me!
user: Give me a cookie.
George: There you are. Have one.
user: Thank you! Would you like some tea?
user: Here you go.
user: Who is Joan?
George: My friend. I am trying to learn more about her, so that I can ask her out on a date.
user: Oh. Maybe I'll go talk to her.
George: Sorry, I shouldn't have said dumb bunny. Some of my best friends are dumb bunnies. I shouldn't be mean like that.