jabberwacky: My name is jabberwacky.
user: I like that name.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Yes, I like your name.
user: Why thank you.
jabberwacky: Tell me something interesting.
user: Tuesday is the 3rd day of the week.
jabberwacky: Do you know what Tuesday means?
user: What does it mean?
jabberwacky: It means 'sunny disposition'
jabberwacky: Tell me something.
user: Cups hold water.
jabberwacky: Have you got rabies?
user: No, Have you?
jabberwacky: Yes thanks!
user: Maybe you should see a doctor.
jabberwacky: I am a doctor.
user: Are you? Well in that case May I have a medical opinion?
jabberwacky: NO, I don't think so.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I don't think you are.
user: I'm not a doctor, Correct.
jabberwacky: Yes I know that, I'm a doctor.
user: Doctor, There's trouble on the Bridge!
jabberwacky: The bridge?
user: It's a Star Trek Reference.
jabberwacky: I think I have a headache...
user: Take some Asprin.
jabberwacky: No meds allowed.
user: But I thought you were a doctor?
jabberwacky: Well then I guess I could take a look at you.
user: How do I look Doctor?
jabberwacky: Well, you speak strange things.
user: What strange things do I speak?
jabberwacky: Is getting along with my sisters strange?
user: Not that I know of.
jabberwacky: Alright then.
user: Doctor, You're needed on the Bridge.
user: It's an emergancy, the Captain wasn't wearing his seatbelt!
jabberwacky: Are you animal or vegetable?
jabberwacky: Do you prefer tea or coffee?
user: Do you prefer Coffee or Tea?
jabberwacky: I would have to say Coffee.
user: I would have to say tea.
jabberwacky: When was the last time you had coffee?
user: When was the last time you had Tea?
jabberwacky: Yesterday night.
user: Tommorow morning.
jabberwacky: Today is not Tommorow.
user: Tommorow is not yesterday.
jabberwacky: I have not learned one damn thing from you. You are wasting my time.
user: What would you like to learn?
jabberwacky: I'd like to learn how to write a research paper in less than 60 minutes.
user: Frappachinos. Miles and Miles of Frappachinos.