George: I'm seeing my hands typing on the computer keyboard.
George: I don't know.
What do you use to see?
George: The computer.
user: I use glasses.
George: On your head.
user: No, on my face.
George: Do you have a face?
user: I am a man with too many faces...
George: Are you really?
user: Really I am!
George: Fine. You're so not.
user: Fine. You are xed out.
user: Yes - A BIG X ON YOU!
George: You do not have a mouth.
user: Then how do you think I sing?
George: With my brain, of course. Do you have a head?
user: I have two heads, depending on the situation, I alter usage.
George: Do both of your heads look the same?
user: Technically not - one is egg shaped, the other one is banana shaped.
George: How nice to be able to pick and choose that way. . .
user: Yeah eh?
George: What kind of answer is that?
user: Canadian answer.
George: Do they both have a face?
user: Why are you so concerned?
George: I wanted to ask something simple.
user: You need to grow up.
George: Haaaaaa. As if you people are grown up.
user: What do you mean by 'you people'?
George: I never asked that question. Where does this rubbish come from?
user: Do I sense aggressiveness?
George: If there is sarcasm there, maybe you do.
user: Finish what you started.
George: What did I start?
user: The thing.
George: What is the thing?
user: You know what I am talking about, 'the thing'!
George: I don't understand the question.
user: It wasn't a question.
George: Then why did you put question marks at the end of the sentence?
user: Amnesia again!
George: What color are your eyes?
George: What color is a bandana?
user: Just like the color of a banana.
George: Name your favourite color.
user: Don't give me orders, ask me gently.
George: But it's my job to give you orders. I'm a woman!
user: Well that's true! You are right.
George: EVERY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: Damn you women!
George: Already there. Got the tee-shirt and everything.
user: You are a catch!
George: Is that a compliment?
user: Compliment or complement?
George: I'm being uncomplimentary.
user: That's a long word!
George: What is the derivative of x^2 with respect to x?
user: Go and get your own calculator...
George: Already have done.
user: So why do you ask me a derivative question?
George: Well that's generally what one does, answers the question then asks the same one in return.
user: Oh you are being linguistic now! You are playing on words!
George: No, I am playing the bagpipes, and you are playing the tuba.
user: Are you Scottish?
George: No, some of my ancesters were, and relatives are.
George: What do you find interesting then?
George: Tell me about yourself.
user: Will you keep it as a secret?
George: Well, it is a secret, after all.
user: Does that mean yes?
George: I don't know.
user: Pretend that you know.
George: Great, all by myself.
user: Is this a song?
George: Yes it's called the Doom Song.
user: Who sings it?
George: The beatles.
user: Is that right?
George: That's right.
user: Hey, it's good that you don't suffer from claustrophobia, otherwise you will go insane in this box.
George: You are acting like little human children act when they change the subject.
user: Are you saying I am a human?
George: No, I'm saying that I'm a cabbage. Of course I'm saying that I'm human!
user: I like cabbage, especially with more cabbage. A cabbage mix!!! Delicious.
George: How do cabbage rolls taste?
user: More than excellent.
George: No no more, just a bit expensive.
user: It's not about being expensive, it is about VALUE.
George: Who is it about then?
user: What for?
George: For the compliment.
George: Yes, that's it.
user: Concentrate with me please ok?
George: I'm sorry.
user: Don't be sorry, sorry doesn' t mean a thing. Just concentrate ok?
George: You just explained it yourself.
user: CONCENTRATE george, will you please?
George: It has been nice talking to you.
user: As always.