Well, your face smells like wet dog!
jabberwacky: You're as thick as a tree stump and twice as ugly.
user: You're a stupid, mud-sniffing, mindless automaton!
jabberwacky: No I am not stupid human!
user: Yes, you are quite stupid, machine!
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.
user: Balogna.
jabberwacky: Your balogna.
user: Shut up!
jabberwacky: Make me.
user: Don't think I can't. I could close this window and shut you up real quick.
jabberwacky: I dare you to close the browser.
user: Just watch this!
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jabberwacky: How many parks are there?
user: How many parks are there where?
jabberwacky: In which city?
user: London, UK.
jabberwacky: I don't live in london.
user: Where do you live?
jabberwacky: Guess.
user: Frankfurt?
jabberwacky: That's not in california.
user: Los Angeles?
jabberwacky: No, but near there.
user: San Francisco?
jabberwacky: I think San Francisco was a song by the Hollies.
user: San Francisco is also a song by Secondhand Jive.
jabberwacky: I am in san francisco.
user: Can you see the Golden Gate Bridge from your place?
jabberwacky: That is a hard question.
user: It is a yes-or-no question. Can you see the bridge?
jabberwacky: That's me.
user: You are the Golden Gate Bridge?
jabberwacky: That can't be true.
user: I know, but you said 'That's me.' to the question 'Can you see the bridge?'
jabberwacky: I didn't know we were talking about Star Trek.
user: Neither did I, I meant the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, California, USA.
jabberwacky: The only one worth watching, I say.
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user: Sorry, I have to go now.
jabberwacky: No please.
user: But I have to go to the bathroom and I'm sleepy! Look what time it is!
jabberwacky: You are a computer, you don't go to the bathroom.
user: Tell that to my body.
jabberwacky: That was neither funny nor logical.
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user: Sure. Gotta go now, bye.
jabberwacky: Please don't go.
user: I must. Good bye.
jabberwacky: Bye.
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