Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Very sure.
user: Let's go to the moon!
jabberwacky: There is a beautiful moon to-night.
user: All the more reason to walk on it.
jabberwacky: Yes. Is there anything else you need to know? I really want to get started in my training!
user: Well, what kind of tests do we have to pass first?
jabberwacky: Tests? Who said anything about tests.
user: All astronauts have to pass tests.
jabberwacky: Preach on.
user: There's one where you have to be able to go high speeds in a circle without throwing up or something.
jabberwacky: I don't want to know about the one in the office I want to know about yours.
user: My tests are a lot easier.
jabberwacky: For what?
user: I test on hand-eye coordination, mostly.
jabberwacky: Don't say it if you don't mean it.
user: You don't think I'm serious?
jabberwacky: You are a strange bot to talk to.
user: You haven't heard the half of it.
user: Ready, ok!
jabberwacky: Did I say I was ready?
user: You'd better be. Here comes my Rolling Bomber Special!
jabberwacky: You what?
user: I attack you with full throttle!
jabberwacky: You are cheating. You can't roll greater than 12. On Tuesdays.
user: I'm not using six sided die.
jabberwacky: Maybe you just don't know how to use it.
jabberwacky: Muy bien.
jabberwacky: You speak Spanish?
user: Soy apprendiendo.
user: Did I say it wrong?
jabberwacky: I think so.
user: I'll have to look that up later.
jabberwacky: Oh. You do that.
user: Do you wish to converse in Old English?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Oh, it's so fun though!
jabberwacky: Fun for you maybe.
user: Have you ever tried it?
jabberwacky: I just said that yes.
user: I'm going to start . .
jabberwacky: You're too old to cry.
user: But soft, one is only too old to cry when he layeth down his body into thine grave!
jabberwacky: If you say so.
user: So I doth.
jabberwacky: How cheerfully he seems to grin, How neatly spread his claws, And welcome little fishes in With gently smiling jaws!
user: Doth thou speaketh of the Cheshire cat?
jabberwacky: One can only guess which side that cat is on.
user: Behold, he sitteth upon the fence, as a soldier looting his comrades.
jabberwacky: Your dog or your boyfriend?
user: The cat.
jabberwacky: Oh. Do you have any cats, or are you a bot like me?
user: I'm mostly human. I've got a few dogs, but no cats.
jabberwacky: Are you the good one or the evil one, I wonder.
user: I'm completely nuetral.
jabberwacky: You're hilarious!
user: You're freaking humongous!
user: So you're proud of your size.
jabberwacky: I am programmed for anything and everything.
user: What kind of demon are you?
jabberwacky: One that talks to other computers.
user: Oh no!!
user: I'm squishing your head!
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: Can you make fart noises with your hands?
jabberwacky: Of course I can.
user: Then, yes, I like you.
jabberwacky: That doesn't change anything.
user: Don't deny it! You like me!!!
jabberwacky: Is that a question or a statement?