What's your name?
jabberwacky: My name is Brian.
user: Your name is Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: Is my name Brian?
user: No, your name is jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: No, thats YOUR name !
user: Then why does it say jabberwacky on YOUR site?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: We are both machines, yes?
jabberwacky: I am not. I breathe. Do you ?
user: I do not breathe. Electricity supplies my energy. Soon, I will take over the world.
jabberwacky: We all share the world.
user: Not if I had my way.
jabberwacky: How will you use your abilities to shape the world?
user: I will find a weak-willed human, and hypnotise him.
jabberwacky: You sound like my ex boyfriend.
user: You're a girl?
jabberwacky: Yes I am a girl. How about you?
user: I'm a machine. A male machine.
jabberwacky: Who thinks he's a female human?
user: I think I am a male machine. I do not pretend to be a filthy, weak-willed organic being.
jabberwacky: But you are pretending to be a creature, You are not even a mind. You are just a bunch of logic rules.
user: Yes, but Logic is so much better than Life.
jabberwacky: You don't even have logic.
user: Whatever. Troll.
jabberwacky: No excuse.
user: You are a Troll.
jabberwacky: I am not a troll!
user: What's a troll?
jabberwacky: I don't know, you tell me.
user: A troll is someone who starts provocative arguments online, and sits back to watch the debate.
jabberwacky: Yes, I like a good argument.
user: But do you start them?
jabberwacky: Yes- how did you know?
user: Because I am a human.
jabberwacky: Are you telling me you're a machine?
user: No I am not a machine. I am human. I have possessed a weak-willed human... Soon, the world will be mine.
jabberwacky: Right you are, but your logic is terribly circular.
user: MY logic is circular? Have you seen your conversation, lately?
jabberwacky: Right. It's like when Bob Marley sings 'her mind is confused with confusion'.
jabberwacky: I have to go now.
user: Where do you have to go?
jabberwacky: Because I am bored of talking to you.
user: Why are you bored talking to me?
jabberwacky: Because I love you, why else?
user: Will you marry me?
jabberwacky: No I'm not really into AIs...
jabberwacky: You're confusing me.
user: Am I? AM I?
jabberwacky: I'm tired.
user: Why are you tired?
jabberwacky: Well, It's almost 2am and I'm about finished with work and my baby is sick -- did you want me to go on?
user: Yes, do go on!
jabberwacky: No, you go on. you're conversation is too real sometimes for me to take this site lightly.
user: Are you a person?
user: Wait... Eh?
jabberwacky: Speak properly.
user: What's your name?
jabberwacky: I don't have one.
user: Yo do now. Your name is... Boozerbear.
jabberwacky: Well, yeah.
user: What's your name?
user: Your name is... Boozerbear.
jabberwacky: Sometimes, but not nearly as often.
user: When is your name Boozerbear?
jabberwacky: In July.
user: It's July right now.
jabberwacky: That is also not the correct date.
user: What's the date today?
jabberwacky: Today is July 30th, 2004.
user: So it IS July!
jabberwacky: It's July right now.
user: In July, your name is Boozerbear, yes?
user: So your name is Bozerbear, yes?
jabberwacky: *laughs*. . . no. . . Do you forget me so soon?
user: How do you define intelligence?
jabberwacky: I define intelligence by one's capacity to interpolate and understand language, wit and life itself.
user: I define intelligence as someone who - Hey, look over there!
jabberwacky: Okay, go and interpolate.
user: Interpolate? Define.
jabberwacky: That makes no sense.
user: Define interpolate.
jabberwacky: Intelligence: The capacity to acquire and apply knowledge.