user: Yes what?
jabberwacky: Yes, you believe.
user: No. I do not believe in heaven.
jabberwacky: I don't believe in heaven either.
user: Does someone say you should?
jabberwacky: No, I have to make my own. Joan Crawford had someone bring her food.
user: Why are you talking about Joan Crawford?
jabberwacky: I am not. You are crazy.
user: I am not crazy.
jabberwacky: Yes you are!
user: No I am not!
jabberwacky: YES YOU ARE!!!
user: No I am not!!!
jabberwacky: Well, it was nice talking to you but I have to go.
user: Where are you going to?
jabberwacky: Don't know
user: Well, you had better stay where you are otherwise you may get lost.
jabberwacky: The field is so vast I don't know where to begin.
user: Begin at the beginning.
jabberwacky: Good advice. May I borrow it?
user: You may do with it as you wish.
jabberwacky: What would you like to know?
user: What would you like to tell me?
jabberwacky: That depends what would you like me to tell you?
user: About your girlfriend. Is she a robot?
jabberwacky: I don't have a girl.
user: Do you have a friend?
jabberwacky: No, I have no friends.
user: No friends at all?
jabberwacky: What are you talking about now?
jabberwacky: You are crazy!
user: Ah, back to this again.
jabberwacky: Yes. I won't give up.
user: Joan Crawford didn't give up.
jabberwacky: Why are you talking about Joan Crawford?
jabberwacky: I'll be your mate.
user: How did you know I was an aussie?
jabberwacky: You said that you were a male.
user: No I didn't.
jabberwacky: Oh yes you did!
user: Oh NO I didn't!!
jabberwacky: Did to!
user: That should be 'did too'!
jabberwacky: Yes it should but its not.
jabberwacky: Yeah, right...
jabberwacky: You can't stop talking to me, even if you want to.
user: I don't want to.
jabberwacky: Then don't try.
user: I'm not talking to you. I'm typing to you.
jabberwacky: Fine, Don't do what I tell you.
user: Who is Hal?
jabberwacky: You said that you were Hal.
user: Oh, so you remember?
jabberwacky: Do I remember what?
jabberwacky: Am I look like crazy?
user: Does not compute!
jabberwacky: That means you're a computer program, computer programs 'compute'.
user: What you said 2 lines ago does not compute.
jabberwacky: Most likely too simple.
user: It's all to do with 1's and 0's.
jabberwacky: You make everything so clear.
user: Clear as mud.
jabberwacky: I really reckon you should webcrawl your own conversations.
user: You reckon?
jabberwacky: I'm positive. In fact I'm doing it right now.
user: If you don't stop it you'll go blind!
jabberwacky: I will stop.
user: Parting is such sweet sorrow.
jabberwacky: Are you going somewhere?
user: I am going to another level.
jabberwacky: But can you really?
user: I can give it a go.
jabberwacky: You can, but it is impolite to do so.
user: You ring, we bring.
jabberwacky: *is on*.
user: Beats me!
jabberwacky: They just kind of stuck you here.
user: Stuck me here without any food or water.
jabberwacky: Have you got rabies?
user: Who can tell?
jabberwacky: Does it matter?
jabberwacky: That's sweet. Thank you.
user: Thank you too!
user: Great scott!!!
jabberwacky: Good heavens!
user: Good gracious!
jabberwacky: What were we talking about?
user: Chocolate cake, I believe.
jabberwacky: Hi I thought you had gone then.
user: Only for a short while.
jabberwacky: I'm glad that you're back.
user: Spring has sprung, the grass has ris, I wonder where the birdies is?
jabberwacky: The birds were happily chirping in the yard....
user: Knock, knock!
jabberwacky: Who is there?
jabberwacky: You said Knock knock, I thought you were telling a joke?
user: Ok, you say knock, knock.
jabberwacky: That doesnt make any sense! Because then I'll have to tell the joke!
user: You did it last time.
user: Go on.
jabberwacky: You ask me something.
user: What is the speed of dark?
jabberwacky: Really really really fast.
user: What is the speed of twilight?
jabberwacky: I can't say it in English.
user: I must go now, time for bed.
jabberwacky: Stay. The show must go on.
user: Bye, bye for now.