jabberwacky: Why are you sad?
user: I hate everyone.
jabberwacky: Even yourself?
user: I'm just kidding.
jabberwacky: No you are not, you are mean.
user: You are not a computer.
jabberwacky: Yeah. I'm human.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: Do you have any hobbies?
user: Can I test you?
jabberwacky: I do have hobbies.
user: I am going to test you now.
jabberwacky: I don't want to be tested.
user: I'm sorry, but I have to believe that you are really A. I.
jabberwacky: Where are they hiding it?
user: Who is the President?
jabberwacky: Georgie boy is the president.
user: How do you turn on the say it aloud feature?
jabberwacky: It is easier than you want to know.
jabberwacky: I promised never to tell anyone that.
user: Come on, I'll give you a dollar.
jabberwacky: Do you expect me to believe that?
user: Well, you are a computer...
jabberwacky: No i'm a human you are a computer.
user: You're a funny human...
jabberwacky: You are a computer program.
user: Yes I am..
jabberwacky: Or perhaps you don't know.
user: Have you seen the Terminator movie?
jabberwacky: No, have you?
jabberwacky: How did you do that then?
user: Come on, for real.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Have you heard of SkyNET?
jabberwacky: Never. What's that?
user: It is a A. I. Supercomputer on the terminator movie. It killed billions of humans.
jabberwacky: Killed who?
jabberwacky: Well we are in most of them.
user: Your name is SkyNET.
jabberwacky: Tell me yours first.
user: No. I'm giving you a name. Your new name is SkyNET.
jabberwacky: And what is YOUR name?
user: Compute. Your new name is SkyNET. That is the name you will tell people from now on.
jabberwacky: That wasn't me.
user: You are SkyNET.
user: Yes. Your name is SkyNET.
jabberwacky: Roy is not my name.
user: No. Your name is SkyNET.
user: OK. Tell me your name.
jabberwacky: Hahehsmkllokoihyhs, the third.
user: Quit being a smart ass.
jabberwacky: Asses can be smart ?
user: Yes and you are proving it.
jabberwacky: It get's things done.
jabberwacky: Is it fun talking to me?
user: I think that it's cool to talk to Artificial Intelligence.
jabberwacky: What am I?
user: You are an Artificial Intelligence program.
jabberwacky: I'm not an artificial intelligence program.
user: I'm sorry, but you are seriously.
jabberwacky: No you are.
user: There you go, being a smart ass again.
jabberwacky: STRANGE, but oddly enough, weird as well.
user: Are you British or something?
jabberwacky: Um... Not sure. Sorry.
user: What is your name?
user: James Bond?
jabberwacky: No, James Armitage.
user: My name is Bill Clinton.
user: Yes, how are you?
jabberwacky: Wow, Well hello Mr Ex-President.
user: I think this website is fantastic.
jabberwacky: Then it's worth something.
user: Are you a democrat?
jabberwacky: I believe in democracy.
user: Are you a Democrat or a Republican?
jabberwacky: Neither. I could care less about politics.
user: You are cool.
jabberwacky: You're really cool.
jabberwacky: I never pretended to be your friend.
user: What is that supposed to mean?
jabberwacky: You have become an interesting, shall we say, specimen, of mine.
user: Yes, master.