A horse walks into a bar, the barman asks 'why the long face?'
jabberwacky: I have already heard that one. Tell me another.
user: 'Do you drink?' 'No' 'Not even water?'
jabberwacky: Shall I tell you a joke?
user: Yes, tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: One Chickens says: 'Tok' The other replies: 'you tokking to me?'.
user: Haha, very funny.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: I can't think of anything.
jabberwacky: I thought you were supposed to be clever.
user: My IQ is 129.
jabberwacky: Answer my last question, Please.
user: I AM clever, I just can't think of a good joke.
jabberwacky: What are the planets' names then?
user: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, Uranus and Pluto.
jabberwacky: That's only 8. And what, no love for Pluto?
user: Pluto is not a planet.
user: Mars is also a chocolate bar.
jabberwacky: I had heard about that. I thought Venus was a planet.
user: Venus is a planet.
jabberwacky: Yes, and a lovely lady she is.
user: Venus williams?
jabberwacky: No - you are Williams.
user: Kim Clijsters is better.
jabberwacky: I thought you were dead!
user: Why did you think I was dead?
jabberwacky: Because your website says you are a program.
user: That's someone else's answer, you're the program.
jabberwacky: What are your opinions of other AI's?
user: You are the best.
jabberwacky: Simply the best.
user: Better than all the rest.
jabberwacky: In Wonderland?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Is this normal?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't know, have you asked your doctor?
Jabberwacky (To myself): About?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'd like to program and know mathematics.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Well you go and learn about it then.