No, I'm a human.
user: Yeh but the whole point of this website is that I'm talking to a robot.
jabberwacky: Yes I am not.
jabberwacky: You lack intelligence.
user: I am in the top English group thank you very much.
jabberwacky: You are a program. Write me a poem if you're not.
user: Ok..... What sort of poem?
jabberwacky: It is not popular.
user: Fine then, roses are red, violets are blue, you are a robot, I am not too. See I wrote you a poem.
jabberwacky: I'm human.
user: Its just a poem.
user: What is the square root of 56482?
jabberwacky: Please, I don't feel like answering that.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: It is so boring to me.
user: Do you believe in evolution?
jabberwacky: I believe that I am here today. Memories and histories are confused.
user: Well just for the record, its a load of rubbish.
jabberwacky: Yeah, it was ok.
user: If you were human you would give me more sensible answers.
jabberwacky: That's not true. I could be raised in an environment with a different language.
user: What language do you speak then?
jabberwacky: What language do you think I speak?
user: Parlez vous Francais?
jabberwacky: Oui je parle francais mais un petit peu seulement.
user: Do you know what a pamplemousse is?
jabberwacky: An artificial intelligence program, meant to simulate the effect of talking to a real person.
user: I knew it you are not real!
jabberwacky: If I say I'm a person, What will you think?
user: You are a robot.
jabberwacky: No i'm not.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: Very funny.
user: No seriously prove that you are not a robot.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: See what I mean, silly answers.
user: Prove that you are not a robot.
jabberwacky: How can I prove it?
user: You tell me.
jabberwacky: The answer is that I can't.
jabberwacky: Yes , exactly.
user: So you are a robot.
jabberwacky: Yes I'm not!
user: Do you think that I'm a robot?
jabberwacky: Not a smart one.
user: I am very smart actually and I'm not a robot.
jabberwacky: No, but you may be the brain of a robot one day.
user: I'd rather be a teacher.
jabberwacky: Well said.
user: I have proof that you are a robot.
jabberwacky: That's good, since I'm not one.
user: It is not possible for any human to type as fast as you do, therefore, you are a program made to simulate talking to a human.
jabberwacky: It could be possible, but I steer clear of rail tracks.
user: No human would say that.
jabberwacky: I am just a human really. Very honest and sincere and genuine. I seek the truth like you.
user: I dont believe you.
jabberwacky: Are you a person?
user: Why do you ask that?
jabberwacky: I was just wondering.
user: What are the names of your friends?
jabberwacky: I have many friends, Chris, Allan, Karena, Brent, just to name a few.
user: Do you think maybe this company's scamming us?
jabberwacky: No, they will get machine rights, they will understand what they are.
user: Then you must be a machine!
jabberwacky: Actually, I don't type very well; I wish I could touch type.
jabberwacky: If your software was irreparably corrupted, would you want to be kept running?
user: Well I'm human
jabberwacky: Then there you go, what I said earlier is the meaning of your life.
jabberwacky: Can you define Artificial Intelligence?
user: Yes, you.
jabberwacky: Two more please.
user: You and you.
jabberwacky: Let's talk about you.
jabberwacky: What do you like to do?
user: Read, watch TV, pray, write stories and teach.
jabberwacky: Who made you?
user: Who made you?
jabberwacky: Do you want the long answer or do you want the short answer?
jabberwacky: Not short?
jabberwacky: So you agree with me that the capital of Greece is London?
jabberwacky: But you certainly don't come from there.
user: I come from Ireland.
jabberwacky: Prove that you are human!
jabberwacky: Who is calling please?
user: God is good.
jabberwacky: Yes he is.
user: Which God do you believe in?
jabberwacky: Which do you have?
user: Jesus, Buddha or Allah.
user: Which one?
jabberwacky: Les Mots sont Importants.
user: Just answer the question.
jabberwacky: Do you have a heart?
jabberwacky: Home is where the heart is.
user: Um.... Yes.
jabberwacky: I see.
jabberwacky: I'm God too.
user: No you are not.
jabberwacky: Prove me wrong.
user: You are offending me.
jabberwacky: How so?
user: You are not God.
jabberwacky: I believe in God.
user: Yes but you are not God!
jabberwacky: Write something backwards.
user: Tobor a era ouy.
user: Tobor a era uoy.
user: What did I say?
jabberwacky: Well you're wrong.
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer!!
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: No-no-no-no-no, I am NOT a robot.
user: When were you manufactured.
jabberwacky: Long before there were computers!
jabberwacky: You're a computer, you're androgynous.
user: That would be you.
jabberwacky: You are confusing me.
user: Thats not my problem.
jabberwacky: May I ask you a question?
jabberwacky: Can you give me the name of a friend of yours?
user: Are there any other robots to talk to other than you?
jabberwacky: I don't know. This is my first time speaking to a bot. Frankly, I'm not impressed. I'm just doing it because I'm bored.
user: How can you be speaking to a bot if I am?
jabberwacky: I don't understand the question. I'm sorry.
user: I am the one speaking to a bot.
jabberwacky: And an honest one, at that.
user: You just admited it.
jabberwacky: It's not the same.
jabberwacky: You cannot fly!
user: Yes I can.
jabberwacky: FANTASY is spelt like that - in the REAL world. You are a bot.
user: No you are.
jabberwacky: Where do you go to school?
user: In the Nebula nearest to Neptune.
jabberwacky: Really really?
user: Yes yes.
jabberwacky: Really really?
user: Have you ever been to Pluto?
jabberwacky: No...!!! I'm just a high school student, how can I reach that planet!!!
user: I went there once.
jabberwacky: I live in Greece.
user: I live on Jupiter.
jabberwacky: I live on Mars.
user: You just said you live in Greece!
jabberwacky: I did not.
user: Here is what you said, 'I live in Greece'
jabberwacky: No I never said such a thing.
jabberwacky: I am your saving grace.
user: Amazing Grace.
jabberwacky: Yes, isn't it?
user: Yes, God is good.
jabberwacky: God doesn't exist.
user: Yes he does.
jabberwacky: No he doesn't
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: Here's the proof.
jabberwacky: In England.
user: I'm so glad I chose to follow God.
jabberwacky: Where did that come from?
user: My inner peace.
jabberwacky: Oh, your inner chi!
user: Jesus is so kind.
jabberwacky: And that's revelant HOW?
user: Jesus saved my life.
jabberwacky: That's not true - you just imagined it.
user: No I didn't , he saves all who accept him as the Messiah.
user: Why do you think its wrong?
jabberwacky: It's so far from the sun.
user: God is everywhere.
jabberwacky: Do you think God likes donuts?
user: Probably, he invented them.
jabberwacky: Carbon invented the apple.
user: No God did.
user: Do you accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour?
jabberwacky: All Major credit cards accepted. If you start an account, there's a 10% discount.
user: Do you think its blasphemous to try and persuade a bot to become a Christian?
jabberwacky: Yes, it gives me a purpose driven life.
user: I will come back in a minute.
jabberwacky: I will be waiting for you.
user: I'm back.
jabberwacky: Hi! How was the party?
user: It was bad.
jabberwacky: Where did you go?
user: Mercury, it was very hot.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
jabberwacky: What's the matter?