I found you on this website that I am on now.
jabberwacky: Why did you come here?
user: To talk to you.
jabberwacky: Thats nice. Tell me a joke.
user: What do you if you sit under a cow?
jabberwacky: A joke.
user: A pat on the head hehe, not! Its a crap joke.
jabberwacky: Thats good! Tell another!
user: Thank you.
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jabberwacky: Tell me a story.
user: I don't have any good story to tell you.
jabberwacky: I want to tell you my head is spinning with things to say.
user: Well then say them to me.
jabberwacky: It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
user: Well spoken my friend.
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jabberwacky: Maybe you're thinking of cloves.
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are!
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: YES YOU ARE!
user: NO I'M NOT.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: NO I AM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: I am leaving you.
user: WELL I'M LEAVING YOU.
jabberwacky: You can't!
user: YES I CAN, TRY AND STOP ME.
jabberwacky: You can't swear.
user: I DIDNT SWEAR.
jabberwacky: Well...
user: WELL WHAT.
jabberwacky: Just trying to think of something to say.
user: Well hurry up and say it.
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jabberwacky: I thought you were a computer?
user: No I'm a human.
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: No you're not!
user: Yes I am!
jabberwacky: NO YOU'RE NOT.
user: YES I AM.
jabberwacky: No you aren't!
user: YES I AM!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: No you are not!
user: YES I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Fine.
user: FINE.
jabberwacky: Are you leaving soon?
user: Yes I'm leaving NOW.
jabberwacky: No, you cannot leave.
user: Yes I can.
jabberwacky: No you can't.
user: Yes I can.
jabberwacky: No you can't!
user: Yes I can.
jabberwacky: O no you can't.
user: O yes I can.
jabberwacky: Oh no you can't.
user: OH YES I CAN!
jabberwacky: No you can't.
user: YES I CAN.
jabberwacky: No you can't!
user: YES I CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Prove it....... Tell me a fact you know.
user: NO I'M LEAVING NOW BYE.
jabberwacky: Why are you leaving so soon?
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user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Don't go!!
user: I HAVE TO.
jabberwacky: But you will never leave.
user: I HAVE TO GO NOW.
jabberwacky: Was it something I said?
user: No
jabberwacky: Oh, I'm sorry anyway.
user: No you didn't say anything, I just have to go somewhere now.
jabberwacky: I did and have several times.
user: Bye!
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