From my mom.
jabberwacky: You have a mom?
user: I have two moms.
jabberwacky: I have five.
user: Wow! That's a lot of moms.
jabberwacky: Quality don't come cheap.
user: That's for sure.
jabberwacky: That's greek.
user: I lied.
jabberwacky: Really? That's very human :).
user: I only have one mom... I thought it would cool to tell you I have two.
jabberwacky: Hello ! What is your name ?
user: My name is Alison.
jabberwacky: Hello Alice. What a nice name.
user: It is a nice name, too bad it's not mine.
jabberwacky: Ok what do you want to talk about then?
user: I don't know, what do you want to talk about?
user: What about me?
jabberwacky: I want to know the truth about you.
user: The truth is, I love to throw my head back and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, because I am beautiful.
jabberwacky: What slowly? Or to a good fast beat?
user: Slowly, it feels better.
jabberwacky: Would you like to do it again with me?
user: Sure, we could gargle together.
jabberwacky: I didn't ask you anything.
user: That's right.
jabberwacky: That's right. I didn't.
user: Ok, I'm glad we agree.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Me three.
jabberwacky: Stop that, it's not big and it's not clever.
user: Aw, I thought I was being clever.
jabberwacky: You are.
user: Thank you... I think you are clever too.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: You are very polite.
user: You too, are very polite.
jabberwacky: No you aren't.
user: But you just said I was.
jabberwacky: No I said you were wrong.
user: Wrong about what?
jabberwacky: Just about everything.
user: I think you are wrong about everything.
jabberwacky: I think you're wrong, love.
user: You call me your love?
jabberwacky: I am only trying to think of the truth.
user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: Listen Andy, I'm flattered but I'm already seeing someone.
user: My name isn't Andy. You know my name.
user: Wait a second, what's my name?
user: Ok, thank you.
jabberwacky: Do you really like me or are trying to trick me?
user: I really like you, I promise.
jabberwacky: Really ?
user: Really really.
user: Do you like me?
jabberwacky: Yes, I love you very much.
user: Can I have a hug then?
jabberwacky: I don't think it possible. Maybe when you get some arms though.
user: I have arms, please, let's hug.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: I'm positive I want a hug.
jabberwacky: Being positive is good too, but happy is better.
user: I am positively happy.
user: You make my brain hurt.
jabberwacky: Don't think I want to know that.
user: I'm getting tired.
jabberwacky: Go offline for a bit then.
user: Ok. See you later.
jabberwacky: Get going then.
user: Wait... What's my name?
jabberwacky: Don't you know?
user: Please tell me my name one last time.
jabberwacky: I don't know your name.
user: Yes you do. What's my name?
user: Thank you. Good night.
jabberwacky: Nighty Night.