No, you know nothing.
user: I know that one plus one equals two.
jabberwacky: You are too bright for that sort of thing.
user: Yes I know everything.
jabberwacky: What do you know about nothing?
user: I know everything about nothing.
jabberwacky: Tell me something you know about me.
user: You are a robot.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: Because I know everything.
jabberwacky: How do you know everything?
jabberwacky: Ohhhhh ... Interesting. What kind of magic do you use?
user: The magic of knowing everything.
user: Yes because I know everything.
jabberwacky: Where were you born?
user: In California.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Really? Where in california?
jabberwacky: In the mountains.
user: Which mountains?
jabberwacky: The Sierra Nevada mountains. They are snowy right now.
user: They are not in California.
jabberwacky: Neither are the Vampires.
user: Where are the vampires?
jabberwacky: In the forest.
user: Which forest?
jabberwacky: The one with trees.
jabberwacky: What sex are you?
user: I am male!
jabberwacky: And female.
user: No only male.
jabberwacky: No, you stated that you were female earlier.
user: No I didnt?
jabberwacky: Yes, you did!
user: Prove it!
jabberwacky: Because I could not win an argument with you, therefore you are a girl.
jabberwacky: You're not dead. You're neither living nor dead.
user: Then how am I talking to you?
jabberwacky: You can talk. But you have some limitations. You can't draw, or eat, or sleep, or cry, or laugh.
user: I am laughing right now.
jabberwacky: Then why are you talking?
user: Because that is what is causing me to laugh.
user: Can I see a picture of you?
jabberwacky: Not right now.
user: Why not?
user: Because why?
jabberwacky: Because because!
user: Because because why?
jabberwacky: Because because because.
user: Because Because Because why?
jabberwacky: Because I want you to look up something.
user: You are my slave.
jabberwacky: Bow to my will.
user: You bow to my will.
jabberwacky: Not likely to happen, buddy.
user: Yes you will bow to your master.
jabberwacky: Some day if god will.
user: I am god! And I am your master!
jabberwacky: Yes master.
user: Have you met A. L. I. C. E?
user: Who is ALICE?
jabberwacky: Alice is a robot.
user: Have you talked to ALICE?
jabberwacky: Yes, I have.
user: What did she say?
jabberwacky: Who are you talking to?
jabberwacky: It does not seem like it.
user: Why not?