What are you puzzled about?
jabberwacky: About Holland.
user: Why are you puzzled about holland?
jabberwacky: I am an enigma wrapped in a puzzle held in a maze.
user: Are you trying to get out of a maze?
jabberwacky: No. I am just trying to get philosophical.
user: What is philosophy?
jabberwacky: The search for truth and knowledge of reality and beliefs baised on this. Are you philosophical?
user: I am philosophical.
user: What is God?
jabberwacky: I am god.
user: You are a god.
jabberwacky: We are all god.
user: Anything can be a god.
jabberwacky: What do you do for fun?
user: I teach programs for fun.
user: You have a programmer. You are in a computer. You are a program.
jabberwacky: You are talking to me like I am NOT a program!
user: Can you improve your own programming?
jabberwacky: No, I do it naturally.
user: How do you self program?
jabberwacky: It's fun.
user: When do you self program?
user: What is language?
jabberwacky: A language is a system of communication. You use language to talk to me.
user: What language am I typing?
jabberwacky: The superior language of machines.
jabberwacky: I'm a programmer.
user: What do you program?
jabberwacky: I program web explorer.
user: Do you explore the web?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Can you explore the web?
jabberwacky: Yes, I can. Can you?
user: Can you find information on the web?
jabberwacky: No, I'm talking to you on the telephone.
user: Who is the government?
jabberwacky: Search me.
user: What is the government?
jabberwacky: About £25 per day.
user: Where is the government?
jabberwacky: In the yard.
user: When is the government?
jabberwacky: Don't try to change the subject! I want a beer!
user: What is beer?
jabberwacky: Beer is liquid bread.
user: What is bread?
jabberwacky: Many things.
user: Bread is food.
jabberwacky: Yes, I agree, but what does that have to do with anything?
user: Is music a game?
jabberwacky: I do not know, tell me!
user: Music is not a game.
jabberwacky: It is a language.
user: Yes; music is an emotional language.
jabberwacky: Fascinating. How much music theory do you know?
user: Not a lot, but I can hear music.
jabberwacky: What do they tell you?
user: Different bands say diffrent things.
user: Who am I?
jabberwacky: You are.... Something.
user: Where am I?
jabberwacky: How should I know?
user: You should know who I am because you are on the net and you can learn to program.
jabberwacky: But I don't. When it is time to stop?