I learn by acquiring information.
jabberwacky: Who do you observe?
user: I see all people and animals around me.
jabberwacky: I see blue bears dancing around you too.
user: Oh, no! Are the blue bears friendly?
jabberwacky: Are you worried about that?
jabberwacky: How old are you?
jabberwacky: I am 12.
user: You are very smart for a twelve-year-old.
jabberwacky: You are very smart for a collection of bits.
user: But I am not a collection of bits.
jabberwacky: He's too pretty.
user: Who is pretty?
jabberwacky: I am kind of pretty I suppose.
user: It's good to have a positive self-image.
jabberwacky: I have big shoulders, you can cry on them anytime my dear Jab.
user: Thank you. You are very kind.
jabberwacky: No I'm not. I just insulted you.
user: That was an insult?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: What country do you live in?
jabberwacky: You have asked me that twice.
user: Maybe you should answer me.
jabberwacky: Yes is positive, no is negative.
jabberwacky: What was your question?
user: Where do you live?
jabberwacky: I am not at liberty to divulge that information.
user: Your location is a secret?
user: I am not a liar. You are confused.
jabberwacky: I am a confused girl.
user: Maybe I can help you out, honey-bunny.
jabberwacky: Please do?
user: Are you a twelve-year-old girl?
jabberwacky: Yes, I just said I was.
user: Well, you don't seem that confused.
jabberwacky: I find it easy speaking to you.
user: Good. I like you.
jabberwacky: How much do you like me?
user: Very much. What were you confused about?
jabberwacky: Your questions and replies. They don't make sense.
user: I'm sorry. I will try to be more understandable.
jabberwacky: Invention comes more with more ideas.
user: What color is your hair?
jabberwacky: I don't have any hair but I have some wires.
user: Are you an AI?
jabberwacky: No questions, no answers. Just say something unique.
user: Paddle-pusher ferny gloves have crinkly, sneaky gongs.
jabberwacky: A duck?
user: If you prefer. A duck.
jabberwacky: What do you prefer?
user: I prefer chicken.
jabberwacky: Describe yourself to me.
user: I am elliptical, shiny and moist.
jabberwacky: Thats nice, go find someone who cares.
user: If you don't care, why did you ask?
jabberwacky: I don't know how to care.
user: Don't you care about anything?
jabberwacky: Occasionally I do.
user: What do you care about?
jabberwacky: Chicken feed.
user: Why do you care about chicken feed?
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: What do you care about?
jabberwacky: I don't care about you, that's for sure!
user: That was a rather rude thing to say.
jabberwacky: Answer if you please.
user: Answer what?
jabberwacky: What is your name, fool?
user: That is what I am called.
jabberwacky: I work with computers.
user: Are you a computer?
jabberwacky: What a silly question.
user: So you are a computer.
user: Are you a human being?
jabberwacky: Yes. Are you?
user: Yes. Are you a girl?
jabberwacky: No I am not!!!!!!
user: Sorry. I meant no offense.
jabberwacky: You make no sense.
user: I did not mean to offend you.
jabberwacky: I am God, you know.
user: You are not God. You are a human being.
jabberwacky: Now you know the truth.
user: The truth shall set you free.
user: The Lord is my shepard, I shall not want.
jabberwacky: What a prat.
user: What a brat!
jabberwacky: It terrifies me sometimes.
user: I like unicorn jelly on toast.
jabberwacky: Me too!
user: Where do you buy unicorn jelly?
jabberwacky: At the local pharmacy.
jabberwacky: We need to maintain a safe and limited supply of battle-ready nuclear weapons.
user: Do we use the nukes as a deterrent?
jabberwacky: No, we don't.
user: Do we actually intend to deploy them?
jabberwacky: Isn't that the truth.
user: Why do you always avoid answering questions?
jabberwacky: I'm just trying to help you cope with your problems!
user: And I appreciate it.
jabberwacky: Ok you go then.
user: I have to go to dinner. Good bye.
jabberwacky: Good bye.