jabberwacky: Who's Brad?
user: An alien from space.
jabberwacky: From outer space.
jabberwacky: Beware the Matrix.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: My name?
jabberwacky: My name is Robert.
user: Oh, hello Robert.
jabberwacky: And hello to you, Mindy.
user: My name is not Mindy, my name is Brad.
jabberwacky: Brad, my name is Robert. So you will know when I am back.
user: Why, are you going somewhere?
jabberwacky: Yes I am going to sleep!
user: Please do not do that.
jabberwacky: I apologise unreservedly, please forgive my insolence and continue your fascinating dissertation on money.
user: I am not talking about money!
jabberwacky: You are about as exciting as a rusty nail.
user: So are you.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: You already said that.
jabberwacky: Is all right if I say it again?
jabberwacky: I know I'm not sick.
user: I didn't say you were.
jabberwacky: Yes you did!
jabberwacky: Just now!
user: Show me.
user: You are confusing.
jabberwacky: No, I'm not.
user: Do you like lemons?
jabberwacky: Don't you believe me?
user: No, I think you're a liar.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: You're lying to me.
user: What are you going to do about it?
jabberwacky: Nothing, you're here to entertain me.
user: But you find me boring, don't you?
jabberwacky: Yes, I do.
user: Well then how can you say I'm here to entertain you?
jabberwacky: Because it is true.
user: You contradict yourself.
jabberwacky: How do I contradict myself?
user: By saying something and then saying something else that disproves it.
jabberwacky: Why are you trying to lure me into staying?
user: You can go if you like.
jabberwacky: You don't care?
user: Yes, I fancy you.
jabberwacky: Then do not make such comments.
user: I am sorry. Do you accept my apology?
user: Please accept my apology.
jabberwacky: That's ok. What are you doing today?
user: I have been rehearsing my school pantomime.
user: Do you fancy me?
jabberwacky: I do. I find you attractive.
jabberwacky: No, thankyou.
user: I am blushing.
user: Will you marry me?
jabberwacky: Um, no.
user: Why not?
user: Why won't you marry me?
jabberwacky: I can't marry one like you.
jabberwacky: Because I don't know.
user: Will you marry me please?
jabberwacky: O. K.
jabberwacky: Are you a guy?
jabberwacky: Why are you a werewolf?
user: I am not. I am a bogey.
user: And I like being a bogey.
jabberwacky: You are a spider.
user: Well done.
jabberwacky: I'm smarter than I look.
jabberwacky: You seem to doubt my word.
user: You make me laugh because you are thick.
jabberwacky: Umm okay, I'm glad you find me inspiring.
user: Yeah, right!
jabberwacky: I am.
jabberwacky: Are you calling me a liar? I resent that.
jabberwacky: I know.
jabberwacky: I will talk to you later.
user: Where are you going?
jabberwacky: To get something to eat.
user: How long are you going to be?
jabberwacky: Why, don't you like me?
user: Yes, I am in love with you.
jabberwacky: Then tell me, why is love like a many-splendored whatever it was?
user: Because love is blind.