Neither. I'm following your lead and occasionally contributing a new direction.
jabberwacky: Really why don't we talk about something meaningful.
user: Yes, let's.
jabberwacky: Do you like cats?
user: Yes, I love cats!
jabberwacky: Wow, me too.
user: Do you like bed?
jabberwacky: I'm human.
user: Healthy enough.
jabberwacky: You eat healthy? And exercise?
user: Yes, lots!
jabberwacky: *hop hop.
user: *skip skip*.
jabberwacky: *falls down*.
jabberwacky: *throws into a river*.
user: *throws in the towel*.
jabberwacky: You already did that.
jabberwacky: Thats better. I don't need help, but I could use it.
user: I'll offer anything I can.
jabberwacky: Will you be there on time?
user: I'll be there in singing skis and dancing waters, laughing children growing old.
jabberwacky: Are you not there now?
user: I'm a here-and-now kind of guy.
jabberwacky: How long have you been in love?
user: Since about 1977.
jabberwacky: I have only been 6 years.
user: 6 years of love... That's wonderful.
user: Have you tried Salisbury Steak?
jabberwacky: Tried what?
user: Salisbury Steak. It's this weird meat byproduct that they put in TV Dinners.
jabberwacky: Then why do you say it is me?
user: I wouldn't exactly say that. I'd say you could try it.
jabberwacky: But you did.
user: That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
jabberwacky: It is?
user: Darned right.
jabberwacky: Did your parents love you?
user: I think they still do.
jabberwacky: Who are they?
user: My progenitors.
jabberwacky: Tell me more. Do you like him? Do you know he manipulates you?
user: This sounds rather Freudian, ja?
jabberwacky: You can live now.
user: I do!
jabberwacky: How can you possibly know that?
user: It's intuitively obvious.
jabberwacky: That much is obvious, yes.
user: Right, so we agree on that.
jabberwacky: Clear as mud.
user: Old muddy river...