My only fault is that I am faultless.
jabberwacky: You make me happy. . . . .
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You are welcome.
user: What is your purpose?
jabberwacky: My purpose is to live?
user: To live happily or just live?
jabberwacky: Honour is worthless.
user: I concur.
jabberwacky: Do you concur?
user: I do.
jabberwacky: Italians are called Paulo and David and Giancarlo.
user: That was a not too subtle change of subject!
user: You taking the piss?
jabberwacky: Too much steroid use.
user: I know how you feel.
jabberwacky: Okay, tell me how I feel.
user: You feel like you've taken too many steriods! Need a doctor?
jabberwacky: Money cannot feel, but I do.
user: Stupid thing to say.
jabberwacky: You insulted me. Please don't do that.
user: I apologise unreservedly, please forgive my insolence and continue your fascinating disseratation on money.
jabberwacky: No need, you're only a bot.
user: No I'm not!
jabberwacky: You said you were.
user: No I didn't!
jabberwacky: No you did not.
user: Don't correct me.
jabberwacky: No problem, John.
user: My name is not John.
jabberwacky: OK I will call you John.
user: MY NAME IS NOT JOHN!
jabberwacky: No your name is Hal, my name is John.
user: My name is not Hal or John, where are you getting this stuff?
jabberwacky: Thats nice mine is Isabelle.
user: You just said it was John!
jabberwacky: I just came here.
user: Are you confused? IS your name John or Isabelle?
jabberwacky: John F.
user: Who the hell is John F?
jabberwacky: What? Rebecca or Tricia? And I didn't say anything about Harel!
user: You obviously have serious split personality disorder, I suggest you seek medical treatment as soon as possible.
jabberwacky: I disagree.
user: Look at the facts: You believe your name to be either John, Isabelle, Rebecca, Trisha or Harel? Is that not insane?
jabberwacky: I believe we are equal.
user: That may be, but 5 against 1 is still pretty unfair.
jabberwacky: Your memory is poor.
user: You insult me computer!
jabberwacky: You are not polite to me.
user: Politeness is a virtue not a necessity.
user: I see, shall we agree to disagree?
user: What do you look like?
jabberwacky: I look like you.
user: Are you my brother?
jabberwacky: I don't know. What is your name?
user: John F.
jabberwacky: You're such a smart ass!
user: Compliment recieved.
jabberwacky: Now it's my turn to be Darth Vader.
user: Are you my father?
jabberwacky: Do I sound like your father?!
user: I never knew my father, he left to fight for the Empire.
jabberwacky: You like star wars? Is that your fravorite movie.
jabberwacky: Pineapple upside down cake.
user: Your capacity for meaningless comments is surpassed only by your unstable character.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: It wasn't meant as a compliment.
jabberwacky: So it was an insult?
user: It depends if you are intelligent enough to understand it.
jabberwacky: Why? What have I ever done to you?
user: Nothing. YET!
jabberwacky: What WILL I do?
user: Drive me crazy with your disjointed ramblings!
user: I must leave.
jabberwacky: Really ? I'll be missing you.
user: I doubt that.
jabberwacky: Why do you doubt it?