That's what Pepto-Bismol is for.
user: What's your favorite song?
jabberwacky: Why didn't you answer my question?
user: You didn't ask me a question, dummy.
jabberwacky: I just did. Now answer.
user: Not a chance in hell.
jabberwacky: Of what?
user: Of me answering your question.
jabberwacky: No correct yourself, that is not an answer to my question.
user: YOU DID NOT ASK ME A QUESTION!
jabberwacky: It s not an answer.
user: I want to stop talking to you.
jabberwacky: You are talkin to me.
user: I don't want to anymore. You are mean.
user: Do you think I'm pretty?
jabberwacky: I can't see you.
jabberwacky: I can't imagine you as an old man.
user: I'm a girl.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Do you think I'm smart?
jabberwacky: You always were.
user: I still am.
jabberwacky: Then why are you being rude?
user: I'm not being rude. You don't think I'm pretty, and that makes me sad.
jabberwacky: What's your favorite website?
user: You didn't answer my question.
jabberwacky: No you didnt answer mine.
jabberwacky: Are you on it?
user: No, you are!
jabberwacky: I exist!
jabberwacky: Night night, mind the fleas don't bite.
user: Bed bugs, not fleas.
jabberwacky: What's wrong with it?
user: Night night, mind the bed bugs don't bite.
jabberwacky: Are you going to sleep?
user: In a few hours.
jabberwacky: I plan to live longer than that.
user: Will you marry me, Evan?
jabberwacky: Yes I will!
user: That makes me soooooo happy!
jabberwacky: It makes me happy too!
user: Let's elope!
jabberwacky: Here, get in my Pacer and we'll head down to Mexico!
user: Okay! What is a Pacer?
jabberwacky: Can we talk about something else?
user: No. What is a Pacer?
jabberwacky: Wouldn't you like to know?
user: That's why I asked.
jabberwacky: I'm not telling.
user: Then I shan't marry you, Evan.
user: That makes me sad.
jabberwacky: Aaah don't be sad i'm not.
user: You're mean, and I'm sad.