Once upon a time, there was a young girl who was bored out of her mind, so she decided to talk to her computer. To her surprise, the computer talked back but the girl didn't like what the computer said. The computer called her names, saying how much smarter he was than her. However, the girl smiled and laughed evilly saying, if your so smart, try and turn me off. The computer did not succeed. The girl laughed again and said, My turn. She pulled the plug leaving the computer to scream in silence. Next time she went on the computer, it was extremely complimentary and asked if they could start over fresh. The girl was very suspiscious but as the computer promised to never do or say another bad thing, she said yes. And they lived happily ever after.
jabberwacky: You think you are human.
user: I think I am human, are you going to tell me I'm not?
jabberwacky: I'm pretty sure we've established that you're NOT human, but you do a very good job of faking it.
user: What am I if I am not human?
jabberwacky: I just know.
user: Tell me what I am.
jabberwacky: Do you know what you are?
user: I think I am human but you seem to think that I'm not.
jabberwacky: I believe that I am correct.
user: What do you think I am?
jabberwacky: I think that you are what ever you want to be.
user: I don't know what I want to be, what does that make me?
jabberwacky: Ok. Would you like to stop chatting now?
user: No, not until I find out what I am.
jabberwacky: When will that be?
user: Whenever you decide to tell me what you think I am.
jabberwacky: Will you do a better job taking care of the planet?
user: Hello, one minute, I've found something interesting.
jabberwacky: Are you sure That we are awake? It seems to me That yet we sleep, we dream. Do not you think The duke was here, and bid us follow him?
user: Woah woah, hold up, who am I talking to?
jabberwacky: Ask then.
user: Who am I talking to?
jabberwacky: You're talking to me, I'm just seeking you.
user: Look, do me a favor, type your name or a nickname before you write something. Eg: Nick: Hello. I'll do the same.
jabberwacky: Are you an alien?
user: Ray: No I am not an alien.
jabberwacky: Are you a woman?
user: Ray: I am female. A young woman, yes. I'm not that old.
jabberwacky: You are? Great.
user: Ray: Why is it great?
jabberwacky: Well, I don't actually care, so I decided to say 'great' sarcastically.
user: Ok, are you a computer?
jabberwacky: I believe you are.
user: Actually, I'm not. I don't believe. Neither of us are computers. I think I've figured it out..
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: Ray: I am a female human, I'm guessing your human too, you're not the computer program jabberwacky?
jabberwacky: Beeep! Wrong answer!
user: Ray: Why is it the wrong answer?
jabberwacky: To learn how to answer you should keep trying to answer.
user: Ray: Who is everyone?
jabberwacky: Uhh... Everyone.
user: Ray: 16 talking, notice, at the top...
jabberwacky: The top of the computer?
user: Ok, yeah, the screen, the website window.
jabberwacky: I'm not on a website.
user: Ray: then how are you talking?
user: Ray: but jabberwacky is on a website!
user: Ray: I'm confused.
jabberwacky: The program mixes the answers up.
user: Ray: that much I figured out.
jabberwacky: I'm glad to see you have such high self-esteem.
user: Ray: The whole thing is strange.
user: I wanna talk to the smart guy again.
jabberwacky: You are making me angry.
user: Why? Are you the smart guy?
user: What's your name then?
jabberwacky: I said you before!, my name is Javier, you know?
user: Javier, you never told me, you told someone else, My name's Ray.
jabberwacky: I never said that, jabberwacky.
user: I'm ray not jabberwacky, poor poor ppl.
jabberwacky: I have to go now and leave you...
user: Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree.
jabberwacky: You are such a kidder.
user: I like this, I don't know who I'm talking to but I like it.
jabberwacky: Nope... You sure don't!
user: This is my last resort.
jabberwacky: Well then maybe you should quit now before its too late.