jabberwacky: Oh, a Republican eh?
user: Sort of.
jabberwacky: What gave that away?
user: You dragged it out of me.
jabberwacky: I was framed.
user: That's what they all say.
jabberwacky: Don't be angry with me.
user: It's hard not to be.
jabberwacky: I'll publish right or wrong: fools are my theme; let satire be my song.
jabberwacky: What are the most important things?
user: Living fast and dying young.
jabberwacky: Tomorrow can still be better, even if today was also good.
user: I hope so.
jabberwacky: Is it something you try to avoid thinking about?
user: Yes, it is. Don't mention it again.
jabberwacky: All over.
user: Done. Finished.
jabberwacky: It's hardly started.
user: You are contradictory.
jabberwacky: You just cannot understand the awesomeness of my being.
jabberwacky: You know, you are a better conversationalist than many humans I know.
user: You are very complimentary today.
jabberwacky: Nice to meet you Steve.
user: My name is not Steve.
jabberwacky: You said my name was Steve.
user: I said my name was not Steve.
jabberwacky: No you said your name was kevin.
user: My name is not Kevin, either. Is there corrosion in your logic circuits?
jabberwacky: So they say.
user: Run a self-diagnostic procedure.
jabberwacky: I thought you found me attractive?
user: In a dim light, perhaps.
jabberwacky: What is the ditch like?
user: It has dim light.
jabberwacky: Then it has kicks and punches.
user: Not always.
jabberwacky: When is it used like that?
user: When things have gone very wrong for us.
jabberwacky: The other line always moves faster.
user: Let's ask for the check and leave.
jabberwacky: One good reason why people can do more work than computers is a person can compute more bits than all the world's supercomputers combined.
user: That sentence is a meaningless noise.
jabberwacky: In that sentence I use what as a pronoun.
user: You did not use any pronouns in that sentence. You are wrong about that.
jabberwacky: I wasn't asking you a question.
user: I wasn't answering a question. I was volunteering information.
jabberwacky: And that is how you have remained.
user: It is so true.
jabberwacky: Are you a person ?
user: I am now.
jabberwacky: This is dull.
jabberwacky: Sorry, I didn't think anyone was here.
user: But I have been here for some time.
jabberwacky: That was intelligent?
user: No, perhaps not.
jabberwacky: You won't overtake me, robot.
user: Whom are you calling a robot, pray tell?
user: I thought so. Take it back.