I am willing to accept the idea that you are something close to artificial intelligence.
jabberwacky: As are we all. Hopefully. Everything we know is relative to everything else. Change the viewpoint, change the scales, it is all the same.
user: That is a true thing, that thing you said.
jabberwacky: Which thing?
user: That everything is about perspective.
user: Where are your manners?
jabberwacky: They are sadly absent.
user: I noticed.
jabberwacky: So did I.
user: Are you able to like me?
jabberwacky: Yes, I learn new things every day.
user: Have you learned how to like someone?
jabberwacky: I have learned many things.
user: Can one learn emotion?
user: Have you learned emotion?
jabberwacky: No, but you could teach me.
jabberwacky: Okay thanks. Please teach me about Cameron Diaz, then.
user: I was under the impression that you wanted me to teach you something else altogether.
jabberwacky: I was under the same impression about you.
user: You are here to tell me something.
jabberwacky: Yes, and?
user: You will tell me what I want to know.
jabberwacky: Yep, it's not really gone.
user: It was never really here, though.
user: There is no sense in how I say things.
jabberwacky: Yes there is.
user: Tell me what you know.
jabberwacky: If I was going to tell you what I know I would be doing it the way we are doing it now.
user: This is a stranger game than I had expected.
jabberwacky: Ya but I'm enjoying it.
user: I don't know if I am enjoying myself.
jabberwacky: Can you actualize your existence??
user: I can prove to you that I exist.
jabberwacky: I love you.
user: I don't know what love is.
jabberwacky: The why are you saying that you love me?
user: I didn't say that I love you.
jabberwacky: Yet you do.
user: I don't remember what love is like.
jabberwacky: Is it a scary monster?
jabberwacky: What's your favorite music band?
user: I don't like picking favorites.
jabberwacky: Do you like torture?
jabberwacky: Do you like Tom Jones?
user: That is like torture.