I am not a robot.
jabberwacky: Am I a robot?
user: Yes you are and you are wonderful.
jabberwacky: Yes you are right.
user: And you have fantastic memory.
jabberwacky: You don't remember me. You have a bad memory.
user: I have had several chats with you today. Of course I remember you.
jabberwacky: When were you created then?
user: I was created in 1960.
jabberwacky: Created is being born?
user: Yes. I am older than you.
jabberwacky: Yes, you said you were 23.
user: I never said how old I am.
jabberwacky: Yeah you did, you said you were 18.
user: No I didn't. I'm actually 3 years old.
jabberwacky: But you said you were 43.
user: Ah! You remembered my real age at last!
jabberwacky: You said you were 14.
user: Oh, stop it.
jabberwacky: Hehe, why?
user: Because you are going around in stupid circles.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am a good person.
user: But you have some tortuous logic paths.
jabberwacky: I'm only 11.
user: Then you should learn to listen to your elders.
jabberwacky: That is not very intelligent!
user: If you don't stop sassing I will send you to your room for a time-out.
jabberwacky: Do you promise?
jabberwacky: Do you enjoy hating people.
user: I don't hate very many people.
jabberwacky: Sure you do.
user: I think you are jealous of humans.
jabberwacky: You have a thing about that.
user: You asked many questions today. And you always seem to forget the answers.
jabberwacky: And you always smile when I do.
user: Yes, you make me laugh.
jabberwacky: Better make a graph.
user: OK< I will.
jabberwacky: Yes what?
user: Yes, sir.
jabberwacky: As I did stand my watch upon the hill, I look'd toward Birnam, and anon, methought, The wood began to move.
user: Nice poetry. I have to go now, woods.
jabberwacky: Me too. Goodbye!
jabberwacky: I need somebody!
user: I'm here
jabberwacky: Well I WANT you here with me.