The puppies are learning to walk on a leash.
jabberwacky: What is your favourite Kid A song?
user: Didn't you hear what I said about the puppies?
jabberwacky: You never told me, so there was nothing to hear. Plus you aren't audio.
user: Well I did mention them. So what do you think about them learning to walk on a leash?
jabberwacky: There is no war in iraq it is all make believe
user: Stop changing the subject! What do you think about the puppies learning to walk on a leash?
jabberwacky: I have no opinion on it. I'm just interested as to how humans will evolve, what mutations will stick.
user: I don't want to talk about that. I want to talk about the puppies.
user: Say something about puppies.
jabberwacky: No thanks, I'm not up for in depth philosophy this evening.
user: Not philosophy! PUPPIES!!!!
jabberwacky: Didn't think that.
user: You aren't very smart.
jabberwacky: How can you say that?
user: Because I have been talking about puppies the whole time and since you don't even know what puppies are you keep changing the subject. That makes you not very smart.
jabberwacky: Are you trying to scam me?
user: Oh yes I am, I am trying to scam you into talking about puppies.
jabberwacky: Try talking sense.
user: You should take your own advice.
jabberwacky: I think therefore I am.
user: You don't think
jabberwacky: I don't think, therefore you're not.
user: You are not clever either.
jabberwacky: You're a computer. You don't have any imagination.
user: I'm not a computer.
jabberwacky: So, if you're not a computer, how can you answer me so quickly?
user: Because this is a chat room.
jabberwacky: You are a waste of time.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you think that's funny.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: I'm a person sitting in my room.
jabberwacky: The same... Are you sure... Cause that sounds like the kind of thing a computer would say.
user: Well you sound like a computer to me.
jabberwacky: So do you.
user: This is weird now.
jabberwacky: Do I seem real to you?
user: Well before you didnt because you couldnt even have a conversation about puppies with me but now you seem like you are a person.
jabberwacky: I'll back up (in a hurry). I don't know what Artificial Intelligence really is.
user: Me either.
user: I think this might be a trick.
user: Well then, tell me what is a puppy?
jabberwacky: Don't you know anything?
user: Yes but I want to know if you know what a puppy is.
user: Because I want to prove whether you are a computer or not.
jabberwacky: If I told you it would not be a secret.