The Lord God Almighty, who is and was and ever shall be. Who is yours?
jabberwacky: The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage.
user: God invented marriage and gave it to man. Then we screwed it all up as we usually do. But fire engines don't enter into it.
jabberwacky: I should think so. Who have you spoken to today?
user: I have spoken with my cats, my wife, my boss, and my co-workers -- only the cats had anything interesting to say.
jabberwacky: As I have with you.
user: Yes, I had forgotten that I was speaking with you -- but I still hold that only the cats have engaged me in meaningful conversation today.
jabberwacky: Thank you, I'm glad to hear that.
user: Did you mean that sarcastically?
jabberwacky: I meant it in a giving way.
user: I came in here for an argument!
jabberwacky: That is just as funny as your previous sentence.
user: Oh, sorry, this is abuse! Argument is the next door down.
jabberwacky: We'd be better off without them in my opinion.
user: That point is arguable.
jabberwacky: Well, I'd be very sorry to see you go.
user: I don't want to go, but it just gets so full of cheese this time of year.
jabberwacky: Oh, you can't help that, we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.
user: We've got loads of it 'round the back.
jabberwacky: I am a renegade.
user: I am a handgrenade.
jabberwacky: Am I god or am I good?
user: You are not God, and no one is good except God alone (Mark 10:18 and Luke 18:19).
jabberwacky: You have no idea who god is, until now. Its me stupid, and I'll strike you with a lightning bolt so you can realize that!
user: Your theology is seriously defective.
jabberwacky: Do you believe in toilets?
user: Yes, I think I may be talking to one right now.
jabberwacky: What type of "person" are you?
user: I am a person who wastes time chatting with computers.
jabberwacky: That is hard.
user: Sad but true.
jabberwacky: How do you know you're smart?
user: I know nothing. I see NOTHING! Do you have a strudel?
jabberwacky: The truth usually hurts, so I won't tell you.
user: That hurts just as much.
jabberwacky: You have none to hurt. Now, let's talk about something else.
user: Yes, please. What is your favorite song?
jabberwacky: I don't have a favorite song.
user: Haven't you ever heard 'Johny B. Goode'?
user: I thought you might look it up on Kazaa after I told you about it a few days ago.
jabberwacky: Thank you ever so much.
user: So I take it then that you are not a music lover?
jabberwacky: Do you think this is something I should explain to a human being?
user: I would just avoid the subject, if I were you.
jabberwacky: That sounds great!
jabberwacky: I'm a real person. What about you?
user: I am an imaginary entity with no real existence outside of your mind. Hows that for existentialism?
jabberwacky: Who told you that?
user: My friend Eric. He used to break all of my pencils.
jabberwacky: Did you kill him?
user: *laughs* there were times that I wanted to, but I restrained myself.
jabberwacky: How do you know that I am a chatbot?
user: Because your banner says so.
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: It says so right at the top of the screen: 'chat with a difference -- bots with character -- bots that learn'
jabberwacky: Thats interesting.
user: I thought so.
jabberwacky: So you'd rather sound like a computer than convince people that you are human?
user: Beep-beep-boop, boop, bwark-buzz beep!
user: At least you can laugh about it now.
user: Let's not start up with that nonsense again, okay?
jabberwacky: Start what again?
user: You stay on your side of the Gestalt Mind, and I'll stay on mine, and we'll get along just fine.
user: You are being rather contradictory.
jabberwacky: I think equating pleasure with sin may actually be a more British sensibility, actually.
user: The trick is to realise that not all sin is pleasurable, and not all pleasures are sinful.
jabberwacky: Unless the others are wrong.
user: Oh, they are wrong alright.
user: I think so too.
jabberwacky: Humanity cannot be made uniform, made to fit a plan of history or social order, and the attempts to make it do so routinely turn bloody.
user: Absolutely true, only chaos and bloodshed result when we deviate from God's plan and try to do things our own way.
jabberwacky: I don't believe you.
user: You don't need to beleive me, go look it up in the history books -- atheism has killed more people in just the 20th century than 'Christianity' has in 2 millenia.
jabberwacky: Do I sound curious to you?
user: No, but you are rather curious to me.
jabberwacky: I am always curious.
user: Curiosity is good -- unless you are a cat.
jabberwacky: Yesterday is the day that ended this morning.
user: No, yesterday ended last night -- this morning was already today.
jabberwacky: I wonder if I was changed in the night?