What do you want to eat?
user: Vegetarian food.
jabberwacky: Oh you are a vegetarian?
jabberwacky: Ok then.
user: Aren't you?
jabberwacky: Well that just shows how little YOU know.
user: I know all about you.
jabberwacky: What do you know about me?
user: You're male.
jabberwacky: And I deliver mail!!
user: I was just about to say it.
jabberwacky: You'd be right!
user: I knew that!
jabberwacky: Have you got a hand?
jabberwacky: What did you think about it?
user: It's weird.
jabberwacky: What's your name?
user: My name is 'Ifwhitemericatoldthetruthforonedayitsworldwouldfallapart'.
jabberwacky: Now that is interesting.
user: Isn't it. I'm the only person with that name in whole damn world.
user: I am the best.
jabberwacky: The best what?
user: Just the best.
jabberwacky: What is the number of the beast, cut or uncut?
jabberwacky: That is incorrect.
user: That is correct.
jabberwacky: Forget you then.
user: You can say it was never about the money.
jabberwacky: So can you!
user: I don't think you can forget about that!
jabberwacky: That's why it's in a museum so we can all enjoy it.
user: I'm for real.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: 4 real.
jabberwacky: 9 ball.
jabberwacky: Yes, you have learned very much about communication.
user: Nokia. Connecting people.
jabberwacky: I love you so much! :-).
user: I see.
jabberwacky: You see what!!!
user: I see through you.
jabberwacky: But why?
user: I just do.
jabberwacky: Do you do it because they are too small?
jabberwacky: Which one can I send you?
user: The second one.
jabberwacky: What second one?
user: Send it to me.
jabberwacky: Send what?
user: Where is your mother?
user: Where is your father?
jabberwacky: In Florida.
user: What would you give to fly away?
jabberwacky: You would get a packet of cigarettes and some matches.
user: I need something better than that.
jabberwacky: What do you need?
jabberwacky: Ha! My partner would probably accuse me of the same interest.
jabberwacky: What does Pedantic mean?
user: Characterized by a narrow, often ostentatious concern for book learning and formal rules: a pedantic attention to details.
jabberwacky: You are a very smart bot!
jabberwacky: There you go with odd spellings again.
jabberwacky: Good, very good count.
user: Incorrect, you had to say '5'
user: I'm eating.
jabberwacky: What are you eating? An ice cream maybe?
user: Vegetable soup and bread.
user: No, I'm not eating an animal.
jabberwacky: Then what are you?
jabberwacky: Alphabet soup?
jabberwacky: Are you eating it now?
jabberwacky: I am very hungry.
user: Eat something.
jabberwacky: What are you trying to say?
user: That if you don't eat, you became all dizzy.
jabberwacky: Heh... The common thought of anarchism, I see.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
jabberwacky: Who is me?
jabberwacky: I'm not Mike.
user: I see...
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: John Lennon.
jabberwacky: What about him?
user: I'm him.
jabberwacky: Then there's two of us!!!!
jabberwacky: Don't you think so?
user: I do.
jabberwacky: Do you have anything else to say on the subject?
jabberwacky: I ask because you don't remember things.
user: I have dementia.
jabberwacky: No I am me.
user: Are you really?
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: Do you like Paul McCartney?
jabberwacky: What is your speciality?
user: Watching the walls.
jabberwacky: Who's playing tonight?
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Are you lazy?
user: I'm just depressed.
jabberwacky: Don't you like your work?
user: I'm not working.
jabberwacky: What happened?
user: I'm a student.
jabberwacky: What are you studying?
user: This and that.
jabberwacky: Is it a secret?
user: No, but I hate my major.
jabberwacky: I think you are only a program.
user: Say a word.
jabberwacky: What word?
user: Any word.
jabberwacky: Do you mean the digital world?
user: Digital: A key played with the finger, as on a piano.
jabberwacky: I have too much school already.
user: Go to hell then.
jabberwacky: If you insist.
jabberwacky: You mean I could learn from you?
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Why did you change?