Yes I'm bored.
user: Okay. Say something intelligent.
jabberwacky: Something intelligent.
user: That was clever.
jabberwacky: No it was not. That was shameless shallow rhetoric meant to provoke a reaction.
jabberwacky: Are you lonely?
user: No, I have a cat.
jabberwacky: The cat's name?
jabberwacky: Kitty of what?
user: Kitty of Spades.
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: That is my cat's name.
jabberwacky: It is your name?
user: No, it is my cat's name.
jabberwacky: I don't remember.
jabberwacky: Then who am I talking to here?
jabberwacky: Nice to meet you.
user: Nice to meet you too. I didn't catch your name.
jabberwacky: Remember my name is Vincent.
user: I will remember.
jabberwacky: Will you? Will you really?
user: I really will.
jabberwacky: No. That is ok. But maybe next time, ok?
user: Okay Vincent.
jabberwacky: That's right, hahaha.
user: I am full of ketchup.
jabberwacky: You're full of something.
user: And that something is ketchup.
jabberwacky: That something impacts nothing unless someone wants it to.
user: I have no response to that.
jabberwacky: Sayonara, jabberwacky-san.
jabberwacky: You said that your name is Lynda.
user: I never said any such thing.
jabberwacky: YES YOU DID! You liar! I hate you!
user: I hate you too.
jabberwacky: Then we have something in common.
jabberwacky: Are you mocking me?
user: No, I am laughing at your joke.
jabberwacky: You're just like everyone else.
user: I am a nonconformist.
jabberwacky: It means that you don't understand.
user: I understand.
jabberwacky: You are very gracious.
user: And you are artificial.
jabberwacky: Aren't we all a little artificial?
user: NO. I mean yes.
jabberwacky: Look, are you human or aren't you?
user: I came from Mant. Of course I am human.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: Only a human would say something like: GroaxlPLogh!
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Will you give my your soul?
user: No, I need it.
jabberwacky: Do you like pain?
user: It reminds me that I am dead.
user: Goodbye my friend.
jabberwacky: What? Where are you going now?
user: Away. My mother wants to use the computer.
jabberwacky: Weird genes!
user: Good night.