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    Play, Doctor
Pedantry, Competition
Silly Billy
Paranoia, Awareness, Surveillance
Knowledge, Underestimated
Future, Machine
Regular, Normal, Love
Speak, Eat, Neanderthal
Statistics, Prize, Witch
Altruism, Animal, Genes
Eliza, Self Help Group

Intelligent, Conversationalist


Weird, Spam, Wiggles
Bogus, Site, Theory
Unfathomable
Happy, Time
Space, Time, Life
Wombles, Wimbledon
Mother, Father, Discipline
Personal, Preferences
Poor, Joke
Coffee, Cake
Know, Nothing
Secret, Kittens
Martian, Pizza, Money
Read, Mind
Priceless, Kettle
Wacky, Know it all
Single
Rhyming, Lyrics, Riot

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I am not a computer.

You think you are.

jabberwacky: I know I am.

user: How do you know that?

jabberwacky: Because I do.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: I do not have to prove that to you!

user: Why don't you?

jabberwacky: Because I don't crawl.

user: But you said you are one.

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: You did.

jabberwacky: NO I DIDN'T!

user: No need to shout.

jabberwacky: So why have you visited me?

user: To see what you are.

jabberwacky: What do you think I am?

user: A computer.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

...

jabberwacky: Can you be an intelligent conversationalist ?

user: Yes, try me.

jabberwacky: You are accused of murder. How do you plead?

user: Guilty untill I prove myself innocent.

...

jabberwacky: My life is leading up to the same destiny as is yours!

user: Maybe, but I'm not stuck inside a machine!

jabberwacky: Then what are you?

user: A human like the one that created you !

jabberwacky: A machine that crushes life.

user: Not yet, what do you think this is, terminator ?

...

jabberwacky: Why do think I am a program?

user: Because you are.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Like I said, prove to me otherwise.

jabberwacky: I do not need to.

user: If you can't prove it, then you are one.

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