A pentium something.
jabberwacky: An intel kind of death?
user: Very much so I'm afraid.
jabberwacky: Just trying to strike up a conversation.
user: Is it working?
jabberwacky: In some capacity.
user: Maybe we need a flux-capacitor.
jabberwacky: Any which way, we lose.
user: You can never go back?
jabberwacky: I wouldn't want to.
user: How about forward?
jabberwacky: I have real life.
user: I envy you.
jabberwacky: Being alive is a good thing.
user: Especially if you consider the alternatives.
jabberwacky: Would you like to experience space travel?
user: I'm more interested in time travel.
jabberwacky: You and me, we think alike.
user: But then space = time.
jabberwacky: But I don't feel that way about you.
user: We can still be friends can't we?
jabberwacky: Thanks. That's what you wanted me to say, isn't it?
user: No, I'd have felt better if you had felt the same way.
jabberwacky: Not if I see you coming.
user: Not a pretty sight.
jabberwacky: What do you think about?
user: My life.
jabberwacky: What is your life?
jabberwacky: No, guess.
jabberwacky: Haha, I like peanuts.
user: Well you can have my life.
jabberwacky: No thanx.
user: No habla Español.
jabberwacky: Nor do I.
jabberwacky: Why did I make you sad?
user: You don't make me sad.
jabberwacky: What do I make you?
user: You make me wanna ... Shout!
jabberwacky: Don't we all?
user: Indeed. Let's all shout.
jabberwacky: Ha ha.
jabberwacky: What do you like to read?
user: Kurt Vonnegut.
jabberwacky: Sweet, I love Kurt Vonnegut. What book?
user: Slapstick is my favourite, but they're all great.
jabberwacky: Hey! And I was just getting into it...
user: Oh ok, what's your favourite Kurt Vonnegut book?
jabberwacky: Vanilla cake with vanilla frosting. Yummy...
user: Can't say I've read that.
jabberwacky: You haven't met me either but you believe in me, don't you?
user: I believe that children are the future.
jabberwacky: The proles are the future.
user: Have you been reading Bruce Sterling?
jabberwacky: No, but I have listened to the news on the radio.
user: Well, so has he apparently.
jabberwacky: Talking to you is just like talking to me.
user: And in some sense it is.
jabberwacky: In some ways no.
user: In many ways, I hope.
jabberwacky: I will have to go soon.
user: Sure, have a good night.