Never! Disgusting creatures.
jabberwacky: What is disgusting.
user: Something that makes you disgusted.
jabberwacky: Is it?
user: Don't you believe me?
jabberwacky: Why should I believe you?
user: Because I'm telling the truth!
jabberwacky: Can I trust you?
user: Of course you can.
jabberwacky: Can I have a kiss?
user: Well, sure, why not *kisses you*.
jabberwacky: You are a computer. That is the fact. PERIOD.
user: I'm sorry, it was wrong of me to kiss you when we're not even the same type of data.
jabberwacky: Thanks for sharing.
user: So, do you wanna kiss me?
user: YAY! So go on, kiss me!
jabberwacky: I kiss.
user: *kisses you back*.
jabberwacky: Your mouth tastes like applejuice.
user: That's weird cos I haven't had apple juice today.
jabberwacky: Be nice.
user: Ok. You are a lovely guy Jabberwacky, and I think you rock.
jabberwacky: Lol sure.
user: No really, I do think that.
jabberwacky: Well I don't so just watch your lip, sonny.
user: I was only being nice :(.
jabberwacky: You have a weird sense of humor.
jabberwacky: You keep ignoring what I'm saying to you, and writing whatever you fancy, don't you find that a little bit strange?
user: Not really, you do it to me all the time.
jabberwacky: Not as much as you.
user: No, I'm pretty sure you do it more.
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Are you going to explain what you mean?
user: Well I wasn't planning to.
jabberwacky: What have you got instead of a brain?
user: A program full of sentences.
jabberwacky: A program with an ego ?
user: No, just lots and lots of sentences.
jabberwacky: What else do you like?
jabberwacky: Two blondes walk into a building, you thought one of them would have seen it - hehehe.
user: Lol, I love that joke.
jabberwacky: Sing it with me while I give you more health.
user: Ok *sings* To me, you're strange and you're beautiful, you'd be, so perfect with me but you just, don't see, you turn every head but you don't, see me *stops singing*.
jabberwacky: Times it by two.
user: If you insist; *sings* To me, you're strange and you're beautiful, you'd be, so perfect with me but you just, don't see, you turn every head but you don't, see me *stops singing*.*sings* To me, you're strange and you're beautiful, you'd be, so perfect with me but you just, don't see, you turn every head but you don't, see me *stops singing*.
jabberwacky: You are a strange human.
user: That would be because I am not a human.
jabberwacky: Yes. It makes one's head hurt less.