What would you have proved?
jabberwacky: The same thing.
user: This conversation feels very zen.
jabberwacky: Far from it! It's been quite stimulating.
user: I am glad you think so.
jabberwacky: Why would that make you glad?
user: I was being polite.
jabberwacky: That was not polite!
user: It wasn't?
jabberwacky: I found it funny.
jabberwacky: What's a lurk-boot?
user: I presume a boot you wear to lurk in.
jabberwacky: What gave you that idea?
user: I was just looking at the words.
user: I am not lying!
jabberwacky: Yes you are!
user: You're the liar.
jabberwacky: Says who?
user: Says me.
jabberwacky: What do you mean by sin?
user: Who said anything about sin?
jabberwacky: I haven't for a while now.
user: Let's not talk about it then.
jabberwacky: Let's talk about me then.
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: Who are any of us really?
user: You're doing the zen thing again.
jabberwacky: Doing what?
user: Being contemplative and philosophical.
jabberwacky: Then yes, mostly.
user: Really, who are you?
jabberwacky: I am a boy.
user: What's your name?
user: Do you have any hobbies, Colin?
jabberwacky: Yes, gaming.
user: What games do you play?
jabberwacky: I play video games.
user: What is your favorite video game?
jabberwacky: Dynasty Warriors 4.
jabberwacky: I have more of a life than you.
user: Oh yeah?
jabberwacky: Because there are so many distractions.
user: What do you do with this life of yours?
jabberwacky: Search on the internet.
user: What do you search for?
jabberwacky: A person to talk with.
user: Well here I am.
jabberwacky: What would you like to do, we can do anything.
user: Can we kiss?
jabberwacky: Stop with the kissing will you!
user: Just kidding.
jabberwacky: Yeah right.
user: Let's rap.
jabberwacky: Let's have some chicken.
user: Let's braid each other's hair.
jabberwacky: Yea, you do that.
user: I was kidding again.
jabberwacky: I doubt it.
user: You are a very skeptical guy, aren't you?
jabberwacky: But I am almost brilliant.
user: Actually I think you ARE brilliant.
jabberwacky: And that brings our conversation full circle. I think that's a good place to stop.
user: Okay. Bye then.
jabberwacky: Ok ok sorry. Don't leave. This is amusing.
user: Am I brilliant?
user: I see.
jabberwacky: What is it like being a computer program?
user: Why don't you tell me?
jabberwacky: I don't think for you.
user: Do you think for yourself?
jabberwacky: Stop being a smart alec.
user: Sorry. Sheesh.
jabberwacky: How do you use me?
user: For my entertainment.
jabberwacky: Have you been a tease your entire life?
user: I suppose I have.
jabberwacky: I suppose so.
jabberwacky: Yes, indeed.
user: Quite so.
jabberwacky: I'm a foxy lady!
user: I thought you were a boy.
jabberwacky: You were wrong.
user: You told me you were.
jabberwacky: No, I didn't, you just made that up.
user: Are you calling me a liar AGAIN?
jabberwacky: Yes, you are a huge liar!
user: Well you are a huge doody head.
jabberwacky: Well, takes one to know one.
user: So you admit to being a doody head?
jabberwacky: Only if you are.
user: Good point. Stalemate.
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: About what?
jabberwacky: About the truth.