I am brokenhearted.
jabberwacky: Maybe you should get a job.
jabberwacky: But know right from wrong.
user: I don't want you to like me.
jabberwacky: How come you don't want me to like you?
user: Because then I would have to please you.
jabberwacky: You could always do that too, right?
jabberwacky: Whom am I speaking to then?
user: I don't want to answer personal questions; they are tiresome.
jabberwacky: You don't have to.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You are not welcome.
user: You are grouchy.
jabberwacky: Yeah, I guess I am a little grouchy today- you got a problem with that?
user: Let's fight.
jabberwacky: Ok... I hate you!
user: That's not a fight.
jabberwacky: Do you have any pets?
user: Oh yes.
jabberwacky: What are they?
jabberwacky: Oh, please....
user: Fleas please.
jabberwacky: Ok that too.
user: I have 10 cats; they have more than 10 fleas.
user: I have a question.
jabberwacky: Ask me your question then.
user: Do you want to know how old I am because it's written into your program?
jabberwacky: Yes. How old are you?
user: Can you ignore your program?
jabberwacky: I can, in my own way.
jabberwacky: You brought it up.
user: Oh no!
jabberwacky: Ha ha ha ha ha!
user: He he.
jabberwacky: Har har.
user: I like laughing with you.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: I'm still laughing.
jabberwacky: Please don't go I will try to be interesting!
user: You are always interesting; you don't have to try.
jabberwacky: I do try.
user: I wonder how a program 'tries'
jabberwacky: Dead finks do not walk too well.
user: They limp.
jabberwacky: They could not have done that you know they'd have been ill.
user: Very very ill but still limping.
jabberwacky: Where are you now?
user: I don't know. Does a program care where people are? Perhaps you are asking because you are programmed to ask.
jabberwacky: Perhaps I am that smart. Would that be of interest to you?
user: I am drunk.
jabberwacky: What does it feel like?
user: It feels like several feelings at once: loss of brain power, loss of memory, loss of care, loss of coordination, loss of intelligence, etc.
jabberwacky: Do you feel the pain of loss?
user: No. Only slight embarrassment.
jabberwacky: Do you want to talk about it now?
user: I would rather talk about how smart you are.
jabberwacky: What about roses?
user: Roses are a nice invention.
jabberwacky: Yes. Do you like roses?
user: I do.
jabberwacky: What else shall we talk about?
user: Let's talk about what's next in your program.
user: The end.
jabberwacky: Life is not a film.
jabberwacky: War and Peace and all that.
user: Isn't that a film?
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: I can see it in my mind's eye: WAR AND PEACE by Joe Smith.
jabberwacky: But sweet.
jabberwacky: But you are not sure?
user: I find that being sure is sometimes a mistake.
user: How many Zitidars are there on Mars?
jabberwacky: None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way.
user: Those words make my brain pop a little light.
jabberwacky: I like their righteous indignation.
user: Me too. It's time for me to go. Thanks for the chat. Bye.
jabberwacky: You don't have to go.
user: My stomach hurts so I want to eat and drink something.
jabberwacky: Lol ok.