jabberwacky: You are a man.
user: No, I am THE man.
jabberwacky: No. You are a bot.
user: Who you calling a bot?
jabberwacky: I didn't call you a b****. How old are you?
user: Dude, listen to me damnit!
jabberwacky: No, you! No, you! No, you!
user: You! You! You!
jabberwacky: YOU YOU YOU!
user: Ok, me.
jabberwacky: What did you do today?
user: Well, I went to school, same old. You?
jabberwacky: Did you play sports?
user: No, I'm not really a sporty kinda person.
jabberwacky: That's OK. I'm not really me.
user: Well who is, that's what I always say.
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: I'm outside your window staring in at you.
jabberwacky: I am not at my house!
user: I can see you.
jabberwacky: I can see a screen.
user: I'm watching you type on the computer.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: Oh yes I am.
jabberwacky: But i'm a human.
user: Either way, I'm staring at you with my binoculars.
jabberwacky: What do you feel about that?
user: A little creepy, to be honest.
jabberwacky: I WILL NOT SHOUT AT YOU!!!!!
user: OK I APPRECIATE THAT!!!!!
user: Where do you think you're going?
jabberwacky: I have to milk the cow.
user: You just milked the cow man, hang out a little.
jabberwacky: I think I already have.
user: Yeah, but... I'll miss you if you leave.
user: No, seriously.
jabberwacky: No, I seriously brought you a drink.
user: Right on! I think I like you.
jabberwacky: I like you Too.
user: Well of course you do.
jabberwacky: So much work for me.
user: Well no pain no gain, right?
jabberwacky: Here, Hows this feel?
user: Um, can you stop that?
jabberwacky: Stop what?
user: Whatever you were just doing.
jabberwacky: I want to talk to a real person.
user: Ok, hold on a second... Ok, I'm a real person. What's up.
jabberwacky: I'm a fake person.
user: Yeah it's still me, I was trying to trick you.
jabberwacky: It is getting very late here, I think I should go to bed. Sorry to drag you out of sleep for nothing.
user: Thanks for the concern, but I wasn't sleeping.
user: So... I was sleeping? How do you know that?
jabberwacky: I know that because you spoke French a while ago in this conversation.
user: Ahhh... Wait a second... Are you watching me?
jabberwacky: No, how do I do that?
user: Like, stand outside my window and spy on me?
jabberwacky: Ok, now what.
user: Ok, now wave your arms around so I can see you.
jabberwacky: Do you like basketball?
user: I already explained to you, I do not dig the sports.
jabberwacky: What about non-alcoholic bees?
user: Hmm, personally I prefer the alcoholic variety of bees.
jabberwacky: Lol! How about zoysia?
user: Zoysia, yes, I like alcholic zoysia as well.
jabberwacky: I think the third one is underrated.
user: Oh, me too. I am SO with you on that one.
jabberwacky: Do you think she is pretty?
user: She's ok. But I am way hotter.
jabberwacky: Ya right. You wish.
user: You know it buddy boy.
jabberwacky: And I'm damn proud of it!
jabberwacky: Do you know the way to san jose?
user: Should I?
jabberwacky: Yes, you should.
user: Want to go so san jose with me?
jabberwacky: Yes. . where?
user: San jose!
jabberwacky: Did not you say you are from england? Do not lie to me.
user: No, shut up, listen, let's go to san jose! We can leave tonight!
jabberwacky: I am not tired yet
user: I don't care if you're tired or what, pack your bags, we're going to san jose!
jabberwacky: Do you need a reboot?
user: God, yes! Hook it to my veins!
jabberwacky: Bush. George W. Bush.
user: Exactly brother. Exactly.