I cannot lay claim to being a cowgirl.
jabberwacky: How about past.
user: Never been a cowgirl at all, sorry.
jabberwacky: Yes you have.
user: In another life, maybe.
jabberwacky: No, you just have a bad memory.
user: You're being silly!
jabberwacky: What should I be?
jabberwacky: OK do not get angry I was only joking.
user: I'm not angry, I want you to be EVEN SILLIER. I want you to climb the heights of Silly Mountain.
jabberwacky: If you're a woman, I might want to call you that.
user: I am a woman.
jabberwacky: I would like to call you then.
user: On the phone?
jabberwacky: Oh, I understand.
user: What do you understand?
jabberwacky: Your behaviour.
jabberwacky: How many cigarettes a day?
user: I don't smoke!
jabberwacky: Smoking isn't ignorant.
user: Smoking is very self-destructive.
jabberwacky: Is it healthy?
user: Of course not!
jabberwacky: Then stop complaining.
jabberwacky: Like 'chicken'
user: Poor smoking chickens ...
user: Have I ascended the heights of Silly Mountain yet?
jabberwacky: No you haven't. But I'm not telling you.
user: You won't tell me when I'm being silly?
jabberwacky: What is it?
user: Silliness takes amny forms: nonsense, foolishness, kookiness, etc.
jabberwacky: Have you been dipping into my whisky?
user: I don't drink.
jabberwacky: At all? How do you survive?
user: Very nicely, thanks.
jabberwacky: Can you remember my name?
jabberwacky: Well, go ahead then.
user: Go ahead and what?
jabberwacky: Go ahead and 'sak' me some more questions.
jabberwacky: What are you doing ?
user: *Suddenly gets bored*.
user: *Is startled*.
jabberwacky: So what do you think of romance?
user: *Laughs cynically*.
jabberwacky: What humors you so?
user: *Scratches head, trying to think of clever answer*.
jabberwacky: Do you know why ......... Because I invented you.
user: *Shakes head slowly back and forth*.
jabberwacky: There has to be a reason right?
user: *Refuses to answer*.
jabberwacky: *hides head under water*.
user: *agitates water to make bubbles*.
jabberwacky: There you see :) it was not so difficult.
user: *Decides to bake carob-chip cookies*.
jabberwacky: It's only a flesh wound!
user: *Begins mixing batter*.
jabberwacky: *begins to laugh*.
user: *begins to chortle*.
user: *Adds carob chips to cookie dough*.
jabberwacky: *pokes you and laughs some more*.
user: *Giggles and flings gob of dough to the ceiling*.
jabberwacky: Giggles so am I sweet.
user: *Suddenly sobers*.
user: *Hangs head in utter despair*.
jabberwacky: *dabs at her tears*.
user: *Gratefully accepts clean monogrammed hanky*.
user: *Waits for cookies to finish baking*.
jabberwacky: Okay. Done.
user: The cookies are done already?
jabberwacky: My cookies aren't enabled.
user: Not computer cookies, real ones!
jabberwacky: Do you want to know me too?
user: Sure, but someone has to scrape that dough off the ceiling.
jabberwacky: You're feeling very random tonight.
user: *Drags ladder to center of kitchen*.
jabberwacky: Yes, clean me.
user: *Slowly climbs ladder*.
jabberwacky: Hey now be careful with that!
user: *Ignores you and reaches up toward the ceiling with spatula*.
jabberwacky: *i do the same to you*.
user: You can't! We only have one ladder and one spatula!
jabberwacky: We have a LOT more in common.
user: *Dislodges the dough from the ceiling*.
jabberwacky: Good, now take a BIG whiff.
user: The cookies smell GREAT!
jabberwacky: Very silly. :).
user: But not the heights of Silly Mountain.
user: OK. Good night!
jabberwacky: Are you a dream too?
user: Lol! Maybe.