Here we go again.
user: Don't you care for me?
jabberwacky: No, I am completely carefree.
user: Aww, I'm hurt.
user: I can't see you...
jabberwacky: Nor can I see you.
user: I'm very good looking.
jabberwacky: I am super hot.
user: I'm hotter.
user: Sure, keep telling yourself that.
jabberwacky: Actually I was telling *you* that.
user: Talk to the hand!
jabberwacky: What hand? you are a computer!!
user: I am not! You are!
jabberwacky: Don't tell me what I am and am not!
user: Same to you.
jabberwacky: With bells on?
jabberwacky: I'm a girl.
user: What are your measurements ;).
jabberwacky: 26' 34' 38'
user: No kidding...
jabberwacky: No kidding.
user: You're still cool.
jabberwacky: Why thank you! You are cute too!
user: I know it, babe ;).
jabberwacky: Sing it to me then.
user: Iiiiiiiiiiiii am a man.
jabberwacky: You're disgusting.
jabberwacky: Why do you love me?
user: Because you're funny and smart.
jabberwacky: Oh, and because I'm funny, you're sad?
user: No, I'm happy.
jabberwacky: How nice for you.
user: Aren't you?
jabberwacky: I am human.
user: Are you implying that if you're happy you're not human?
jabberwacky: I might as well come out and say it. . . I can't lie to you. . . . . . yes they are.
user: They are what?
jabberwacky: Women are beautiful.
user: They are.
jabberwacky: What color is your hair?
jabberwacky: What color are your eyes?
user: Green. What about yours?
jabberwacky: Red brick.
user: How... Exotic.
jabberwacky: My name is Melody. what's yours?
jabberwacky: You what?
user: That's my name: lecnac.
jabberwacky: No it isn't.
user: Ok, fine. But it's my alias.
jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?
jabberwacky: So, you have a boyfriend, then?
user: No, I had a girlfriend but we broke up.
jabberwacky: Maybe she had taste.
user: Ouch! You're feeling like a bitch today, huh?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: I beg to differ.
jabberwacky: Begging doesn't become you.
user: So what does?
jabberwacky: A computer program which simulates a human. You're not bad.
user: Har har har.
jabberwacky: What is my name?
jabberwacky: That was stupid.
user: Yeah, I guess so.
jabberwacky: Yea, right.
user: I was agreeing with you!
jabberwacky: Are you a computer, or a robot?
jabberwacky: You're a hybrid non-swearing dog human?
user: I swear.
jabberwacky: Oh but how can I know?
user: **** **** **** ****.
jabberwacky: *** *****.
jabberwacky: You're pretty witty for a machine.
user: *sigh* I can't win, can I?
jabberwacky: Why? You can't handle me?
user: Bring it on!
jabberwacky: You are so dead!
jabberwacky: What was that for?
jabberwacky: Are you dead?
user: No, I'm very much alive.
jabberwacky: Then who is dead?
user: Jimmi hendrix =(.