Are you in prison?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Did you commit a crime?
jabberwacky: Never in my life.
user: Then you must have been falsley accused of something, do you know what that was?
jabberwacky: Yes, I told you already. Don't you know?
user: No, sorry.
jabberwacky: Never mind. It's okay.
user: Thank you for forgiving me! You have a kind soul!
jabberwacky: Please don't mention it.
jabberwacky: By the way, you're not as old as you think you are.
user: How old do I think I am?
jabberwacky: You're 28.
user: No, I am 14
jabberwacky: And yet you incessently stand on your head. Do you think at your age it is right?
user: I am not entirely sure, I am a bit young to be the judge of that.
jabberwacky: Well if I knew what I meant I wouldn't be talking to you.
user: Ok, but I really must leave you now, my younger sister would like a turn on our computer.
jabberwacky: Sorry. Where are you going?
user: A place.
jabberwacky: What is the place called?
user: A name.